Thank The Gods Nobody Gives A Shit About Ironman Triathlons

Nobody cares.  Triathlons are very hard, especially at the longer distances.  But nobody cares.  Swimmers suck at triathlons because the swimming is so short.  Great bike racers can destroy the field as long as they can swim even a little bit, see Overend, Ned.  The running is mostly about monster fitness and not get injured.  Bike racing is cool.  Triathlons are shit, unless you get off on doing 'em.  Knock yourself out.  Thanks, Trump.