Of Course The Gossip Kids Delivered The Dumbest Review Of The Hella Dumb Interstellar

Fatal flaw of the gossip kids: they're idiots.  Interstellar was so wicked hard sciencey science realistic science shit except for the part where the universe runs on lurve, so in the end the flick was just a dumbed-down Event Horizon without the latter film's charm.  Kip Thorne musta been prouda that.