If You Are An Upper Class Twit, AKA Over-Privileged White Guy, Every Day Is Your First Day On Earth

This fucking pretend tough guy is a big brain too.  Jesus tapdancing christ, there mushrooms in your back yard with a better idea of how the world works than the Serotta Forum twits--and those mushrooms popped up last night after a warm rain.  Gods damn, white people are fucking useless.