That Sound You Hear Is David Simon Transmogrifying From Washed-Up Old Man To Corn Cob

Simon won't let this epic self-own go mostly because he knows he's eaten a metric ton of shit over it, so now it's given him something to do with himself besides rant and make yet another pathetic attempt at jerking off.  I guess that's...good?  For him?  I mean, what else does David Simon have going on besides screeching about how cool David Simon is to nobody in particular.  The man's as deep as a puddle.