Ariel Edwards-Levy & Crucification: How Is That Website Free?

Well, fuck me runnin'.  That's fucking great.  Not knowing crucifixion at first makes it so much fucking better, especially since her name wasn't Mary Margaret McGillicuddy or anything..  "Nailed it."  "The hill to die on." Jesus.  Might be time to call in the interwebs cavalry to clean up this situation.