Oh Sweet Jesus Fuck, This Is Too Good To Be True

Might that disgusting fat orange dotard be the next Herman Cain?  That would be too fucking great for words.  Nobody deserves to be that happy, as happy as all good decent sane Americans would be.  But could it be another lie from that big wet baby?  A lie to make Americans forget about his taxes and his rapes and his failures in business and his incompetence?  All we can do now is laugh to ourselves a bit from the thought of his blind idiot terror tonight and then pray to jesus fucking christ on a surfboard so fucking hard that we finally get some good motherfucking news, the best news, the most beautiful great news, everyone is saying so, in 2020.