Un-Punk

Gun Culture

Contemporary Adulting

Isn't Drew Magary A Washout At Boarding School, College, Football, Drinking, Healthy Circulation, Literature, Life?

Not to stand up for Vampire Weekend, cuz, duh, but Drew Magary is nothing more than a washed up washout at this point.  Magary failed at boarding school, bullying, football, college, writing, drinking, and robust cardiovascular health.  Being a rich kid spoiled brat douchebro failson blowhard is not a good look generally.  Especially for a Gossip Kid.  The silly shoutout to Bob Mould at the end is just fucking pathetic.  Magary should hit his head one more time and save the rest of us from him.  Vampire Weekend is fine, but they're a fuck of a lot better at being obnoxious over-privileged Ivy League rich kids than Margary could ever manage.  Jealousy.  That's the word he was looking for.  Envy.  That's another one.  Kbye.

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Preppy Chip

Calma

Not Jung Enough

Yer Old School

Up & Ups

We've Reached The End Of The Internet

I think this is it.  There can't be anything after.  Thank gods.  We've run out of things to talk about.  It's time to die.  No more porn.  No more Grumpy Cat.  No more insufferable nerd girls.  No more douchey politics.  No more unhinged, racist wingnuts.  We're done.  We must be.  The naughty scamps in Vampire Weekend burned a couple of cars.  People were not happy.  The Saab fanboys noticed.  I mean, this is...nothing.  Something is done, over.  On the big list of stuff this just seems more pointless than usual.  It seems empty.  The internets must be all done.  We just don't all know it yet.

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