It's Official: David Clarke Is The Dumbest Motherfucking Uncle Tom In America!

It's a tough call, but I think we can all agree--even compared to some of the other repellent Toms on Fox "News" and in the Republican party, David Clarke is the winner.  Clarke is THE BIGGEST Uncle Tom for the Fox Generation.  (And don't forget, Clarence "Uncle" Thomas and Juan Williams are still around!)  As a bonus, Clarke is a nasty little fascist creep as well, so there's that!

Holy Shit, Previously Embarrassingly Useless Jessica Tarlov Just Destroyed O'Reilly On His Own Show

O'Reilly was shouting some fascist insanity about hanging everyone over drugs and shit just like Singapore did, and Tarlov, who is a useless  Fox "News" "Democrat" stooge and employee of vile cocksucker Doug Schoen, came out with something along the lines of Australia got rid of guns to cure gun violence and we're not doing that in America so why the fuck would we start hanging everyone?  O'Reilly and that dumb bitch Andrea Tantaros both looked like they were going to cry, after which O'Reilly sputtered and stumbled and got the fuck out of that segment as fast as he could.

Fuck.

Nicely done, Ms. Tarlov.  Unexpectedly and unprecedentedly intelligent from you.  Keep it up.  Maybe next time ask O'Reilly whether we should hang wife beaters or perverts or child abusers from Long Island or people like that...

Kentucky Is A Teabagging Shithole And Jack Conway Is An Exceptional American Loser

Kentucky is a shithole, and fuck them, but why the hell did they nominate a fucking loser like Jack Conway?  Conway lost to Rand Fucking Paul and now he lost to ANOTHER retard teabagger.  I'm sure the idiots in the Kentucky Democratic party will nominate him to something else next time so he can lose again.  Or maybe that titanic idiot loser Alison Lundergan Grimes.  Fucking genius.

Fred Thompson Was A Right-Wing Piece Of Shit

Good riddance.  Too bad he didn't kick many decades ago.  Every time a nasty, right-wing shithead dies, the world becomes a better place.

Jesus Frakking Christ, Ralph Nader V Amanda Marcotte? AMANDA MARCOTTE?

We are fucking doomed.  Amanda Marcotte began her life as paid troll for John Edwards, and I'm pretty sure Ralph Nader's career as a troll may have followed a career of something more substantive.  Probably should look that up.  Then the welfare academia crowd--rock-ribbed entry-level protectors of the establishment in all its glory--get their undies in a wad because they hate Nader for all the most inane reasons--and probably because Nader enjoyed the benefits of an honestly elite education, and Nader's life probably worked out much as Nader always wanted.

Disagree with Nader all you want on the substance, but the knee-jerk, reactionary Democratic hate for Nader because Al Gore was an exceptional America loser and coward is just fucking sad.  Remember, plenty of suckers are big money so those fools can educate their kids at comically non-selective colleges and universities.  I mean, I'm sure they're very nice, but they're not, ya know, like, the best or brightest or anything.  Whether Nader is right or wrong on interest rates, Nader's a player and Amanda Marcotte and the welfare academia folks are water buffalo butt flies in comparison.

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Bobby's Kid Is A Fucking Moron

I know the Kennedy family has had lots of issues over the years, but surely Old Joe would have sliced his own nuts off a century ago if he had known it would come to this in 2015.  RFK, Jr. should feel nothing but shame for standing with the tinfoil hat crowd and pushing dangerous, anti-science bullshit like a gods-damned idiot tee vee comedian.  If Robert's last name was not Kennedy, he'd be able to spew his disgusting lies in obscurity, but with that besotted Kennedy name, that asshole can do some real harm.

Not Exactly Breaking News: Bill O'Reilly Is A Nasty, Addle-Headed Racist Motherfucker

But any decent human with more than one functioning brain cell knows what a vile piece of shit Bill O'Reilly is.  The sad thing is that O'Reilly gets paid yuge money to shout lies and insanity and racist hatred at our home-bound senile octogenarians and other exceptional American mental-defective teabaggers.  Those poor bastards DON'T have functional brains and DON'T know any better.

Supergirl Is Not As Frighteningly Awful As You Would Think

But gods damn, it is fucking dumb.  Dumb that they can't even say 'Superman'.  Dumb that they have a silly SHIELD/Torchwood/every other-stupid-thing-just-like-it dominating the plots.  Dumb that two related superpowered aliens on the same backward planet didn't even talk for 15 years.  Dumb that the planet is otherwise chock full of other superpowered alien baddies who just now start getting noticed.  Dumb that a young woman who flies around for a fun would wear a skirt as part of her super outfit--beware super winter bush.  Jesus.  Melissa Benoist is not exactly a compelling actor, but she's really good looking and sells the joyful, puppy-like goofiness in the show enough to make it work sorta.  Too bad about the goofy, though.  What would have been really cool was if the producers of the movies had the balls to make this tee vee Supergirl the movie Supergirl and have that idiot that plays Superman now appear in the show for a few minutes there and talk up some stupid hand-wavy reason why the two super kids don't work together but allow her to have a few minutes in a movie down the road.  The weak, no-saying-Superman junk really makes the show seem pointless.  Idk, I guess because the bar was so low and expectations so poor, the fact that it is not heinous makes Supergirl feel like a minor victory.

Did The Colts Carolina Game Start Late?

What the fuck?  Did they forget to change the clocks or something?  Did I?  They're just going into halftime now at 10 eastern.  The weather looks fucking nasty, too.  I guess anything that ends with a Colts loss is a win for America.

America's Police State Is Exceptional!

American exceptionalism is exceptional!  Isn't it odd that none of numerous presidential aspirants have any desire to talk about our exceptional American society in any realistic fashion?  Weird, dude.  Sanders probably comes the closest to hinting around reality, mostly in economics, but Sanders is a 100% establishment centrist, so he's not likely to be any resembling a radical crusader against societal violence and police abuses and whatnot.

That political reality doesn't change anything, though.  America is an insanely violent place, where children and minorities face daily state terrorism in so many frightening ways which do not at all apply to the vast majority of white people.  Unfortunately, those privileged white people are mostly not too fucking concerned with truth justice or the American way.  Terrorizing school children and racist police murder will continue to be as least as popular as NASCAR with the exceptional American teabaggers and Fox "News" viewers and their masters.  And until we get rid of the guns and disarm the local police, nothing is going to change. 

How Long Till Donald Trump Has Rinse Pubies' Head On A Pike?

Trump's in charge, so what does anyone need with Rice Pupaes Reek Poopies Rinse Pubies Reince Priebus Reince Priebus anymore?  Trump will approve the debates.  Trump will approve the schedules.  Trump will pick the veep.  The RNC chairman has been permanently castrated.

Poor Greasy Old Ben Stein Just Told The Truth About Taxes To Neil Cavuto

And I think Cavuto shit his pants right there on the tee vee.  "Very few" Americans paid the top tax rate during the 50s and very few would pay a significantly higher rate today.  Cavuto is not built to handle that sort of truth.  Reality, history, sanity, those things are liable to make Neil Cavuto burst a blood vessel in what passes for a brain in his skull.  As fun as that would be, somebody might be sad and actually miss having Cavuto around, or he's got a dumb puppy who likes him or something.  Probably don't look for Ben Stein as a special guest moderator at the Fox "Business" debate, though...

Republicans Are Bigger Candyasses Than Cops

Well, America has found exceptional cry babies bigger than our cops, and they are Republican presidential candidates.  If you can't handle boring old John Harwood, how the hell will you handle Putin or Satan or aliens or space aliens?  Republicans are always huge pussies, but these 2016 candidates are freekin' yuge!  CNBC is as way farther to the right than the usual rock-ribbed right-wing establishment media, so the Republican Party is either too stupid to deal with even mild doses of reality, or the Republican Party is using this horseshit to manipulate their idiot teabagger minions into even more astounding, strange far-away worlds of insanity.  Either way, America is getting exceptional dumber every second.

Vile Old Money Exceptional American Reactionary Loser John LeBoutillier

John LeBoutillier is a prime example of why any healthy society should obliterate their upper class on a regular basis.  He's an odious, reactionary imbecile who has never had a useful thought in his entire worthless life, spending his time sucking off the poor hopeless fools in the Republican party and appearing on Fox "News" recycling inanity for the meager pay of a right-wing pissboy.  Without the luck and benefit of a wealthy family, LeBoutillier surely would have spent his final moments choking on the rancid jizz of some scabrous junkie in a cardboard box under a bridge.

When This Shit Happens To Duke, At Home, It Is Nothing But Fucking Hilarious

Boo-fucking-hoo that none of the 19 penalties on the last play got called.  Whaaaaa!  Duke is such a shithole that Stanford looks honorable by comparison.  If Duke gets hosed by the universe, well, everybody wins!

Richard Dawkins Fisks Ben Carson

Hard.  Why aren't more people in America calling Carson a fucking moron?  He's a gods-damned, full-on, ocean-going lunatic, but because he was supposedly some kinda doctor, everybody pretends he's normal or something.  Each and every exceptional American with a voice should be screaming 24 hours a day about what a complete asshole nutjob Ben Carson is!

Complete Fucking Morons Shouldn't Breed

Jesus fucking christ.  Yeah, I know it's a dead old blog, but gods-dammit, there's so much fucking nasty and creepy shit here, from the atrocious, tacky tats on that fucking clown, to the dangerous and inexcusable anti-vax insanity, to the stupid fucking names.  Hethir?  Jaden?  Jericho Fury?  Let's hope to fuck the whole miserable family of fucking loser dipshit cocksuckers has died from an easily-preventable but extremely painful disease by now. 

If Ever There Was An Unfunny, No-Talent Kiss Ass Who Could Die In A Sleazy Motel With A Needle In His Arm For All Anyone Should Care

It's Jim Carrey!  And Jimmy Fallon!  Fallon is exactly what a no-talent shithead looks like, so really, he can go get that scuzzy needle and shoot up an eight-ball in some slimy motel and leave the good, funny people alone.

Too Bad About The Mets

Like the Blue Jays and David Price, the Mets were not good enough.  Fuckers.