Ann Coulter Is Mad At Trump

In Trump we trust.  Poor ole horseface is not pleased with her orange shitgibbon right now.  Sad.  Thanks, Trump!

BRUTAL Drive-By Fisking Of The Execrable Paul Simon

Fucking wonderful.  What a way to take a quick, deserved hot rancid shit all over right-wing fuckface Paul Simon.  Gotta say that Miami Steve Little Steven Van Zandt has more than made up for his unfortunate Bruce Springsteen association.  Also, Graceland is completely fucking awful and one of the worst albums ever.  Gods it sucks huge moose cock.

So, Mexico Is NOT Paying For The Wall?

I was sure that Trump said Mexico was payin' for the wall, a big beautiful strong verile not comically tiny impotent wall, but now?  So, was Trump cucked by Mexico worse than he was cucked by Nancy Pelosi?  Is that possible?  Is Trump just the world's biggest pussy?  Or does he like eating shit and being humiliated in public?  That last thing probably.

Boys Town

Raise Matt Kuchar's Taxes

Now.  Kuchar is obviously a fucking prick who needs to pay way more than he does in taxes.  After not winning for four years, anybody with half a brain would have paid that 10% to that club caddie that fucking day.

Barbara Lee Fucks Up Bad

Badly, even.  Barbara Lee has been shit on Kamala Harris for a long time, and the CBC has been fucking shooting themselves in the dick for an even longer time.  Very bad politics for America, even if it's working for Rep. Lee.  Kamala Harris is a cop.  A bad cop.

Bezos Washington Post Reactionary Hack And Vile Shitbag Glenn Kessler, Also Corn Cob

Right-wing fuckface Glenn Kessler should delete his account.  Sucking the dick of genocidal war criminal Elliott Abrams is not a way to make friends in decent society.  Great way to turn yourself into a corn cob, though.  100 Pinochets!

FYI, Bezos Post's Dave Weigel Has Not Mentioned Bezos Post Elliott Abrams Defender Glenn Kessler Today

Kinda weird. Maybe Weigel didn't hear about that stuff with Elliot Abrams and Glenn Kessler.  Or maybe the Post sinecure is more important than integrity.  Probably that.

Stand Tall

Ilhan Omar, The Greatest Congressperson Ever, Brutalizes Elliott Abrams

What a beautiful thing to see.  Ilhan Omar channels her rage at the cowardice of Nancy Pelosi and the rest of those shitbag Dems and proceeds to sodomize vile war criminal Elliott Abrams right there in front of the whole fucking world.  Brilliant.

Paul Manafort Is Now So Fucking Sick Of All The Winning For Sure

I guess that fucking miserable cocksucker Paul Manafort will never see another day as a free man.  That would be pretty fucking wonderful all around.

Kelly Magsamen: Corn Cob

And heinous evil bitch.  Jesus christ, anyone who defends Elliott Abrams deserves his punishment as well.  This fatuous neoliberal Kelly Magsamen shitbag sucks major ass.  The motherfucking Center for American Progress is a gods damned cesspool.

David Dayen On SuperTrains!

David Dayen kicks through the rubble of the Cali high-speed rail debacle.  The key takeaway is that projects need to be pushed on schedule and not allowed to be fought mile by mile by opponents.

The future awaits.

Mark Kelly Would Make An Excellent Dem Senator From Arizona

HE WAS A FUCKIN' ASTRONAUT!

And a test pilot and shit.  There's no way that skeevy bitch Martha McSally can beat that with her dumb shtick.

Arizona already has one completely shitty Dem Senator in Kyrsten Sinema so the astronaut would be an upgrade by default.  And for Arizona, he'd probably be as good as we could hope.

Darla Shine Is A Stupid Evil Cunt And Her Husband Works In The White House

Vaccinate your kids you dumb motherfuckers.

Choke Channel

AOC And Her Staff Should Have Leaned Into The 'Unwilling To Work' Phrase; Dave Weigel Is Wrong Again

Had AOC's office asked me, I would have said the wording is too stark for shithead America, and I would have advised a change to some anodyne bullshit about income security for all.  Same idea, but not the sort of thing that makes idiots upset.  However, once it was out there, AOC and her advisors should have gone for it, telling everyone that the less than one percent of Americans who would sit around all day drinking coffee or smoking weed instead of working deserve dignity and money and food and security and shit, and that any lazy teabagging fuckface who quits their job to go on Basic Income is welcome to it because some eager young progressive will be happy to take that job, thank you very much.  Plus, giving stoned surfer dudes money even if they don't feel like working is still a sound economic policy because it stimulates local economies with a well-documented and well-understood, for anyone who is not a conservative, multiplier effect.  Weigel is wrong that AOC's staff only meant older working-class folks near the end of their working lives who might not want to learn a difficult new skill set for Google.  Unfortunately, AOC's failure to stand up makes Weigel and the rest of the Bezos Post jerkoff pissboy types think they're right about somethin'.  Sad.

Byron York? Corn Cob

Sad, little corn cob.  York is pretty fucking dumb, as the GOP has been having a non-stop hissy fit of bullshit investigations since Jan. 2009, so rock on you stupid motherfuckers.  And make the poor-ass orange shitgibbon release his pathetic little taxes, too.

Bowser

Rep. Ilhan Omar Did Nothing Wrong

And should not apologize for anything.  Israel and Saudi Arabia and everyone else with enough cash do their damnedest to buy-off the US government and influence policy.  That's not anti-Semitic.  Criticizing AIPAC is not anti-Semitic, either.  Fuck the Dem leadership and these stupid fucking newspapers for carrying Israel's pissbucket.  Fuck AIPAC, too.