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Geraldo Rivera Makes Guntard Babymen Cry

When even the fatuous Jerry Rivers can dunk on you, time to give up.  Guntards get very, very butthurt when you mention their tiny pricks. 

Jacob Wohl Has Never Had A Single Friend

Poor, sad, stupid motherfucker.  The prosecutors were running out of time to file charges against Wohl, so they went ahead and did it even though it hadn't been a priority for three years.  Wohl has never had a single friend in his life, and at this rate, he never will.  Sad.  Thanks, Trump.

Boris Johnson Makes Trump Look Clever

Johnson is getting sodomized, but the press and the political establishment are contorting themselves into pretzels trying to make it seem like he will prevail somehow.  It's fun to watch the Limey cocksuckers suffer like this, but if Corbyn is smart, he can play this into his own election as PM.  He's got to humiliate Johnson completely and make it clear that the racist bastards will never get what they want, forcing the Tories and that fatuous creep Nigel Farage to split the racist reactionary vote. 

Baggatron Cocksuckers Like The Free Re-Pubic Assholes Love Them Some Jesus--But Not All The Time

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White People Are Worse Than Butthole Cancer

Boris Johnson Is Also A Very Stable Genius

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Bernie Scares The Shit Out Of The Worst People In The World: Neolibs

And it's fucking majestic!  All these vile shitbags scared to death of losing their privilege is about the best thing you're gonna ever see.  Can't wait for all of them to be culled along with the teabaggers, banished to the shabbiest ditch in the most annoying circle of hell. 

Baggy Guntards Losing Their Minds Over Wal-Mart

Violent racist guntard lunatics apoplectic over Wal-Mart's decision to stop selling the ammo that the guntards love so much.  Ya really hate to see all the violent racists so butthurt.  Ya really do.  I hope none of them decide to take their gun and end it all.  I really don't.  Do.  Sad.  Thanks, Trump!

Dinesh D'Souza Is Very Smart And Handsome

Not a single baggy fucker even tries to defend D'Souza as he gets violated over and over and over.  Dinesh D'Souza is too stupid to be what a teabagger thinks a smart guy looks like.  Sad.  Thanks, Trump!

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Dan Crenshaw Is A Perennial Candidate For Dumbest Motherfucker On The Planet

Crenshaw is a nasty fucking creep, too.  That cyclops motherfucker is dumber than the average teabagger.  Sad.  Thanks, Trump!

Fun Orson Welles Shit Talking

As a drive-by fisking.  Wells was loads of fun.  And his shade holds up.

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White People Are A Menace, Even In Texas

Dumb motherfucker didn't love the Constitution very much as he only killed 7 people, and we all know 10 people killed is the lower limit for big beautiful 2nd Amendment exceptional Patriot.  Fuckin' Texas.

Fun Drive-By Fisking Of Daily Kos

In two parts!  And this is part two.  Armando Big Cuck Formerly Daily Kos Democrat Llorens was the impetus behind this particular fisking, but it quickly gets rocking and rolling pretty good on its own.  Right-wing Dems like Kos and Armando suck major ass.

Chronic Masturbators Of The World Should Unite Around Jason Elias

He could be their incel king!  Anybody getting on Tulsi Gabbard for her looks is one sorry neolib cocksucker.  Sad.  Thanks, Hillary.

Add TeeVee To The List Of Shit Dave Weigel Doesn't Understand

How does the ABC Family cable network work?  What constitutes a "hit" on your pissdaddy's streaming thing?  We may never know the answers to these important questions, but tune in next time for another thrilling episode of Bullshit, or Not?

Being A Weird, Creepy, Alt-Right Incel Dweeb Seems So Tiring

Get a fucking friend.  Go outside.  Pet a dog.  Read a fucking book.  Stop begging for money on the interwebs.  Jesus.  White people are fucking gross.