Hambini Vs. Sram Should Be A Weekly Show

It pretty much is.

It's Long Past Time To Delete The White

White people have always been problematic.  It's time: white people need to go.  Sad.  Thanks, Trump!

Carmine Sabia Never Wanted This

Damn, Those Plastic Specialized Bikes Sure Are Wicked Expensive

So nice that they charge a premium on top of the premium for the Special Ed name. 

They should a bike model called Romeo Void.

They're better now, tho.  Sure, sure they are.

At one time, Specialized made the absolute best bike water bottles.  They still make a pretty good one.

MAGA CHUDs Like Carmine Sabia Just Can't Enough Of The Taste Of Trump's Tiny Misshappen Dick

Jesus. And I thought the neolib boot-lickers were gross.  Trump's incel army is both disgusting and hilarious.  Carmine Sabia is a proud pissboy for Trump and his minions.  Good-looking fella, too.  Thanks, Trump!

Let's Watch An Idiot Ruin An Old Kona

Gold is never the right choice.  And gold and yellow are not the same.  Shoulda saved those Ritchey cantilevers.  And the Kona fork, after a repaint to match the frame paint or highlights somehow--not gold/yellow!--should have been obvious.  It's nice to save old stuff and keep it rollling, but not when you are smarmy, overprivileged YouTube beggar.  Rich white people need their taxes raised, and this smug asswipe would fit right in on the Serotta forum.  Does this guy have pics of Park Tools at a New Jersey rest stop with a couple of trannies or something.  Christ.

The Antifa Navy Is The World's Deadliest Fighting Force

Baggers down!  Throw those motherfuckers a brick or something.  Teabaggers are now and forever dumber than dog shit.

Thank The Gods For Hate

New Transition Scouts And Sentinels Will Someday Be Available With Deore XT

Very smart.  Of course, essentially none of the new plastic Transitions are available now, and some may be EIGHT (8!) months away, but someday, supposedly, the Scout and Sentinel will come with Deore XT builds.

Sucks about the suspension, though.  Fox Performance Elite junk is okay--Kashima is bullshit--but getting the best RockShox for the same price with the GX crap is not cool.  Fox Performance doesn't cut it.

Helpfully not pictured: An XT build and the proper blue colour.

Your welcome.

Big Forest Fires Are All Man Made

We know natural fires don't burn like California burns.  This is all caused by going on a century of fucking stupidity on the part of governments and land managers.  Time to listen to the experts, assholes.  Jesus.

Ok, But That's Our Fault

Modern Ibis Bikes Are Ugly--This 2021 Mojo Is Ugly

Apologies to dentists everywhere, but the modern iteration of Ibis makes some nasty looking bikes.  And that rear suspension with the links and clevis looks cheap.

Funz!

Even A Fatuous Shitbag Like Jason Furman Can't Make Harvard Look Any Worse

Delete your account, though, dick.  Furman is a real piece of shit, but in the world of Epstein, Dershowitz, Pinker, Summers, Kushner, and a million others, an anodyne dumb-guy asshole with a rich dad like Jason Furman doesn't even move the needle on the fuck-Harvard meter.  Eat the rich, motherfrakkers.

Jimmy Dore At The People's Party Convention

Officially Safe! Nuclear Power Is An Intelligence Test The Same Way Elon Musk Is An Intelligence Test

And all these dipshit nerds fail that fucking test every fucking time.  Officially safe!  Fukushima was officially safe.  Chernobyl.  3-Mile Island.  Jesus, these dopes from Popular Mechanics are one step away from being anti-vaxxers: everything about supporting commercial nuclear power requires having mindless faith in objectively inane beliefs, just like being an anti-vaxxer.  And driving a Tesla.  Nuke supporters, Elon Musk stans and anti-vaxxers are the same sort of stupid; not a one of them has a fucking clue just how severely demented their ability to comprehend reality is, and so they crow like imbeciles who proudly shit themselves in public.  And I'm sure they drive Teslas.  Which is the same thing.  Nuclear power is a religion for the ignorant.  Another religion for the ignorant.  A religion.  Most people are profoundly debased and stupid.  MAGAtards, conservatives, racists, neolibs, still-with-hers, nuclear power boosters, Elon Musk stans, and anti-vaxxers prove that every motherfucking day.

Black Lives Matter? Witches!

According to this screaming loon, Michael Brown, BLM witches are out there summoning spirits of the dead to destroy capitalism and white privilege and the police state.  Sounds great!  MOAR!!

Cops Are Your Enemy: Never Call The Cops

You could get yourself or someone else killed.  1312.  The police are violent thugs employed to protect the interests of capital.  Unless you are the 1/10 of 1%, you don't employ the cops.  And unless you are white, the cops are free to kill you.

Never call the fucking cops.

Update: Democrats are just as bad as Republicans, and cops are the enemies of peace and freedom everywhere all the time.

Inside Its Amerikkka

Will Stancil's Been Hitting The All-American Fascism Beat Hard

Some others have as well, yes, but Will Stancil has been all over this shit with respect to Trump and the Feds in general.  Talking fascism in the US makes some folks immediately dismissive of your thesis,  but at some point normies are gonna have to face up to the fact that armed Nazis are murdering people in the streets at the direction of the President and with the aid of the cops, and that our society is a few cheap brown shirts away from the point of no return.

It's time for all good and decent Americans to rise up in order to eradicate the fascist threat in the USA by any means necessary.  Which side are you on, boys?