TRUMP-Duggar in 2024.
Tuesday, May 4, 2021
Not Breaking News: Anthony Fauci Has Always Been An Absolutely Amoral Piece Of Shit
Fauci sucked wicked hard from way back. He fucked up the response to AIDS, and now he's trying to do the same for the coronavirus. Nice. Anybody who listens to Anthony Fauci is an amoral piece of shit, too.
The COVID vaccines should be made freely available to anyone and everyone who can produce them. If a country needs help with the process and/or infrastructure, we should be doing that shit for them to help get them rolling.
Monday, May 3, 2021
Please Jesus, Let Florida Get What It Deserves As Soon As Fucking Possible In Whatever Time Corona Has Left
Let the lords' mighty warrior corona continue to deliver as much divine death to all the vile Florida people in the time left before the sane people outside of Florida finally defeat the holy corona warrior, and may Ron DeSantis deliver all his people directly to hell where they will be violated by spiky demon cock in all their skull holes for eternity. GIT 'ER DONE!
The Best Possible News About Kenya's Own Catholic Lunatic Dr. Stephen Karanja: He Ded
If only hell was actually a thing. But at least that lunatic jesus freak is fucking dead from our friend corona. Now come to the US and eliminate some prominent anti-vaxxers, too.
Melinda Gates Finally Tried An iPhone
Her reaction to the vaccine was the best thing to ever happen to her; it would seem she had the most helpful side effects...
Sunday, May 2, 2021
The People Who Said Donald Trump Had The Intellectual Ability Of A Slow Child Or That He Was Clearly Clinically Mentally Retarded Were Vastly Overestimating His Mental Abilities
Dumber than dog shit would be an insult to the average conservative who is truly dumber than dog shit. Trump's beyond fucktard status. He really believes this shit. He thinks that election was stolen from him. He has no idea what really happened, or how Mitch McConnell engineered Trump's defeat by deflecting Trump's focus from a new stimulus check in October and onto the Amy Boney Carrot debacle. The man is not only a lardy orange moist boy with a comically tiny dick who lost to Rapey Uncle Joe. He's also an absolute fucking mental midget.
Nothing Dumber Than A Rich Girl At Columbia: The Emma Sulkowicz Story
Whether the author, Sylvie McNamara, intended it or not, this is a brutal neo-vintage fisking of Emma Sulkowicz.
As it turns out, the young woman who suffered terrible treatment at Columbia University and turned it into arresting performance art with a mattress, is, at the end of her 20s, a shallow, aimless dimwit. I mean, who ever heard of rich kids being hopelessly stupid conservative assholes? What kind of vapid, privileged young woman has an affinity for fatuous libertarian assholes like Nick Gillespie and his toupee and the execrable bigot and hateful imbecile Robby Soave?
The conservatives were right about her all along, but for all the wrong reasons. Until she told them, none of those fucking dipshits recognized that Sulkowicz was a vacuous fool, too--she was one of them! Trickster must be a word for someone so comfortable that they get to do nothing useful at all and know they'll never suffer for it. She couldn't make it as an artist. She's not very bright. She's never had to work for anything and never will. It's the entire Reason staff and audience all wrapped up into one neat package. Being a libertarian is all about consenting to be a risible reactionary racist teabagging fuckface. Sad. But there's nothing dumber than a rich girl at Columbia.
Saturday, May 1, 2021
Exceptional American Patriotic GOP Child Molester Josh Duggar Should Be In Jail Until His Trial
No fucking way this kiddy-diddling pervert should be running around loose. He's a known menace and should be in jail receiving exactly the treatment he deserves. No kids are safe with that creepy fucking child molester around.
Josh Dugger is pretty much the ultimate Republican, tho.
This Paranoid Baggy Moron Is A Frakkin' Liar
Never happened. Nope. Doctors ain't writing notes. Nobody is compelled to get the shots. And also nobody had a heart attack from getting the shots. This heart attack never happened. Or if it did, it was something this guy was getting that day no matter what. Baggers are fucking too stupid to live.
Get you gods-damned shots, people. Don't be a fucking bagger.
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