What Would Sanders Have Done With Trump? (Besides Won)

Sanders certainly would have been quite adept at mitigating some of that Trump pandering to the (formerly steady middle-class) white people who felt betrayed by generations of the conservative political establishment in both parties as their wages fell and their healthcare costs exploded and their good jobs disappeared and their lives became harder and their futures became less secure and their dignity evaporated.  There's no denying that Sanders understood how to address those people--Sanders was all over that shit in the primaries and bludgeoned Hillary with it.  Sanders surely would have done better against Trump than Clinton wound up doing.  (More than a few) people both inside and outside the Democratic Party understood that...

In The End, This Is The Culmination Of The Greatest Malpractice By A Politcal Party In American History

And yes, I know about the Civil War.

But the fucking Dems chose Clinton in 2008 and confirmed her in 2012, trusting in the Democratic Party coalition and the Electoral College to get her over the line.  But they couldn't get it done--couldn't get it done after soundly rejecting a surprise candidate who exposed the Clinton mistake as it was being finalized.  They lost to a sexual-molesting serial liar, completely fucking stupid sociopath, and incompetent petty fascist demagogue that has failed in every single thing he's done except for a crappy tee vee show and an unhinged campaign for POTUS.  That's way fucking worse than the Civil War, which couldn't be stopped--the US was beyond strictly political solutions by the time the fighting started--and in the end should not have been fought at all--Lincoln should have let those Confederate assholes go.  We wouldn't be having this problem tonight, that's for sure.

The Dems had been the rock-ribbed conservative party for generations, allowing labor to wither, failing to advance the agenda of the majority on healthcare and jobs and taxes, the white majority, and now we are all fucked.  The poor, bugfuck ignorant, racist white people had been ignored long enough by the Dems and had their racism pandered to by lying conservatives ginning up those racist tendencies hard enough and long enough that they finally decided to go all in with the Klan and the neo-Nazi fuckers because they were wicked fucking sure they had nothing left to lose and a screamy orange clown kissing their asses.  Exceptional!

Think About Being Black Or Latino Or Muslim Or A Woman Or Gay Or An Immigrant Or Sane In A Red State For The Next Four Years

Those people are fucked.  They are going to have to try to live for the next four years with an engorged army of Bill Mitchells shitting all over them constantly.  Sucks for them.

Racist White Trash Rule America, Still

The stupid white people will fuck up everything every time, and they will always fight to the death against their own best interests.  Those stupid fucks in the red states are going to be the ones suffering as bad as anyone going forward.  Exceptional!

Give Trump Credit, He Destroyed Two Political Parties

So now what was the Republican Party is the home of the victorious sociopaths and American Nazis and anti-vaxxers and lunatic christians.  The Democratic Party has failed in the most ostentatious manner possible because they couldn't defeat a racist vulgarian/petty fascist.  When will Trump University be the highest-rated college in America?

Russ Feingold, You Suck

Another genius choice for the Dems.  The entire Senate fuck-up by the Dems will be a disaster for this country.  Brilliant.

Holy Christ, Have The Fucking Dems Fucked America For The Final Time?

This was a race that the Dems could not lose, even with Hillary Fucking Clinton running given the Electoral College map and likely Democratic states, and yet, Trump has won the presidency with a coalition of Nazis, other flavors of racists, flat-Earth lunatics like Alex Jones, and insane fundies.  This is the sort of shit that the US cannot survive.  What's going to happen, next, well, it's not going to be good.  Clinton would have been bad, but this is going to be worse.  This is way worse than the Red Sox or the Cubs winning the World Series.  This is even worse than George W. "Retardboy" Bush, and now the world can see how diseased America really is.  Everyone needs to accept that this country is just that little bit nastier and stupider and uglier than any good person wanted to believe.  That luxury of denial is over now.  This is a nation that in the last 40 years has elected Reagan and Trump and allowed Retardboy into office.  The truth about America is now clear if it wasn't before.

The only question left is whether Trump will ever actually assume the office. 

And Fuck You Chuck Schumer

Bayh was a terrible choice.  Murphy in Florida a terrible choice.  Fucking Ted Strickland.  These were seats the Dems should have won, or at least competed hard to win, and they didn't even try, mostly because Schumer is a such a reactionary shithead.  Thanks, Chuckles.  Dickhead.

Fuck You Evan Bayh

Gratifying to see that disgusting piece of shit sent packing.  Having the Senate would not really have been worth putting that asswipe back in office.

Jesus Charlie Crist

That fucking guy is vampire.  And now he's in as a Dem.  Jesus.

Thank The Gods For A Candidate Like Jill Stein

I didn't have to vote for that neoliberal monster Hillary Clinton, but I still get to revel in the glory of watching Trump's cucks and the Republican Party being roasted alive in real time.  That's a beautiful fucking thing.

Drew Mistak: An Exceptional American Cuck, Weak, Impotent Beta, And Pathetic Loser Trump Supporter

This worthless cuck is a sick, sad beta loser, and the classic impotent, effeminate Trump voter, with a weak mind and even weaker body, bleating sadly for their king cuck Trump.  Tonight we gather to laugh at sad masturbator Drew Mistak in his moment of ultimate shame thanks to the risible loser Donald Trump.  America!  Fuck yeah!

Julian Assange Has All The Proper Enemies

Because all the establishment Dems and media piss-guzzlers hate Assange so fucking much, anyone with a working nervous system should make sure they are supporting Wikileaks 100%.  Clinton and the rock-ribbed conservative neoliberal Democratic Party establishment is the enemy here, not Assange.  Right now the lunatic tinfoil hat wearing assholes in the neo-Nazi wing of the Republican Party love Assange, but they won't stick with him when he starts holding them up to the same treatment.  Fuck 'em.  Free Julian Assange.

Studio's Empty But The Tape Rolls On

Bill Mitchell, The Cuck's Cuck, Is Having A Full-On Ocean-Going Psychotic Break

Heh, indeedy.  Clinton might be a fucking nightmare, but watching these Trump cucks eat all this shit is fucking really fucking fun.

Empty-Headed Overprivileged Upper-Class Twits Shouldn't Vote

Just sayin'.  No excuse for those assholes being so utterly useless.

Lew Rockwell: An Old-School Moron And Racist Asshole From Way Back

Lew Rockwell has been slumming around the fringes with Randian libertarian horseshit for years, but he's been marginalized by the younger, more energetic racist idiots and ignorant fuckheads out there in exceptional America.  Rockwell doesn't have the passion to rant and rave like some of the nastiest clowns out there.  He's a half-dead cuck, clearly.  Sad.

Joyful Fisking Of Pathetic And Insane Christian Fundamentalist Teabaggers

Fundies are the grossest people on the planet, and christian exceptional American fundies are the worst ever.  Savaging these stupid fuckers is the best fun a sane, decent American can ever have.

NY Never Had Any Time For Trump's Bullshit

New York always treated Trump like the weakest little impotent cuck, and today they booed him and treated him like the pussy he is.  Fun stuff.

Bill Belichick Is A Fucking Piece Of Shit

What a vile cocksucker.  After being involved with athletics for his entire fucking life, Belichick has to be the most miserable motherfucker on Earth to support a tawdry racist and petty fascist twit like Donald Trump.  How stupid and ugly is Bill Belichick to be a racist piece of shit after all this time.  White people suck, and Bill Belichick eats shit.  Fuck him.