Old Citi

Chapman Cycles Road Bike: Ancient & Modern

Chapman road, 753, lugs, steel fork with what looks to be a flat crown, threaded headset, wicked heinous modern Campag bits, and no fucking disc brakes.  All we're missing are some downtube shifter bosses and 1010b dropouts; this bike is a smooth blending of the good with new, but the modern Campagnolo aesthetic is just so fucking wretched that it takes me right out of it.  9/10-speed was the pinnacle of looks and function for our Italian friends.

Sparrow Stun

Jeff Cohen Checks In On The Obvious And Long-Standing Right-Wing Media Bias

Jeff Cohen was part of Fox "News" for a while, so he knows what right-wing media bias looks like in its most cartoonish form.  He was also a professor at IC for a while, so that's different.  The rest of the establishment media was always pro-establishment and thus rock-ribbed conservative, even if it was never as transparent as Fox. 

So, Folks Are Seeing That Bezos' Newspaper Is Fucking Garbage?

Who knew?  It's hard to believe since the Post always hired only the best libertarian boys and girls who loved power and wealth more than any news story or even reality itself.  Bezos himself is a fatuous bellend.  Sad.  Thanks, Trump!

Turn To National Review And Victor Davis Hanson For All Your Unhinged Racist Right-Wing Horseshit Needs

Stupid and evil in one ugly package.  NR will never again be as hilariously entertaining as when Buckley was sucking the cocks of old rich racist white guys, but braying shitheads like Victor Davis Hanson continue to give it the old college try.

Guillotine's R Us

Hell Is Where The Heart Is

What Prager U Could Have Been--What Prager U Should Have Been

Those Fucking Canucks

Time to finally kick Canada's ass.  Those lacrosse-playing motherfuckers are eating our fucking lunches.  The USA is more like Brazil than it is a vibrant western democracy like Canada.  FREEDUMB!  Sad.  Thanks, Trump!

All The Best And Brightest Went To Prager U

Who the fuck funded Dennis Prager's climb up from the lowest rung on the awkward creepy talkshow host ladder?  Jesus, this shit is fucking scary stupid.

Guess Which Screeching Airhead Was A Gillibrand Fan (It's Sady Doyle)

Derp.  Roger Stone's ratfucks only succeed because people like Sady Doyle are so fucking stupid.  Sad.  Thanks, Hillary.

Armando Big Cuck One-Time Daily Kos Democrat Llorens Gets Into The World's Most Limp-Wristed Slap Fight With David Atkins

Meow!  Armando is uber-butch; everyone knows that.  Atkins roughs him up pretty badly, tho.  Not sure the big cuck is up to any kind of fight. 

Creepy, Racist, Incel, Fascist Baggatron Cocksuckers Will Always Be Dumber Than Dog Shit

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Very Nearly No Thugs In Our House

Welcome To The Party, Pal: Brutal Drive-By Fisking Of Sady Doyle

By Sr. Garbage Ape.  Or is it GarbageApe?  Anywho, the kindly simian initiates a gleefully brutal drive-by fisking of vile nitwit Sady Doyle to the delight of everyone involved.  Doyle and her ilk are a plague on reason and good taste; they hate Bernie because Bernie made Clinton look foolish and tiresome even before she lost the easiest election in history to a fat racist orange dotard.  An entire multi-billion dollar party infrastructure was required just to get Clinton the nomination instead of the more qualified and competitive Sanders.  Then, Clinton lost but BERNIE WOULD HAVE WON!  Doyle can't stand that reality so she's cracking up again. 

Jacob Wohl Is The Corn Cob Cornucopia

That unhinged little creep Jacob Wohl cannot help spreading joy to everyone with his humiliating corn cob performance art life.  Sad.  Thanks, Trump!

As Always, Be Careful Out There

Even if you're a hipster who became a "life coach".  I mean, I want everyone who calls him- or herself a "life coach" to be run over by yuge trucks.  On principal.  At a minimum.  But still.  Be careful.

Jason Miller Is Another Skeevy GOP Cocksucker So Sick Of All The Winning

A.J. Delgado sure picks winners to knock her up.  I wonder what Miller's wife thinks of all the winning.  Is she sick of it yet?  Sounds like Miller and Delgado deserve each other.  Sad.  Thanks, Trump!

By the way, what happened to that first pregnancy, A.J.?  Was there an abortion?  And if you were smart enough to do it once, why the fuck wouldn't you do the proper thing again, slut?

If You Enable A Roger Stone Ratfuck, You Deserve What You Get Kirsten Gillibrand

Boo motherfrakking hoo.  Gillibrand thought she was so fucking clever getting out in front of the Franken nonsense, but what she was really doing was help Roger Stone ratfuck one of the GOP's top targets, so she deserved all the opprobrium she suffered.  Fuck her gently with a chainsaw, Heather.  Anyone with a brain would trade Franken for Gillibrand in the Senate today.