Monday, October 31, 2022
The Next Mrs. Donald J. Trump: Sandy Smith
Sandy Smith: now THAT'S a bagger queen.
Yummmmm-EEEEEEE.
If Trump can manage to get his tiny misshapen orange wiener in that, she can be the new First..., uh..., um...Lady?
Lady, really?
Maybe she'll have to settle for being the next Mrs. Herschel Walker.
Sad.
Thanks Obama.
Sunday, October 30, 2022
Dr. Jimmy Jimjam Dore Should Work For Senator Richard Burr, Too
Dore and the GOP are in lockstep on COVID insanity.
Conservatism is a mental defect.
Saturday, October 29, 2022
Fox 'News' Pretends That Swimming Is Not A Fancy White Person Thing In The United States
Gisele Fetterman is 100% correct, of course.
Swimming was a fancy white person thing in the US because public pools were segregated.
Those middle class white folks didn't want no blahs in their municipal pools.
So there weren't.
Fox "News" sucks major dog dick.
Conservatism is a mental defect.
Friday, October 28, 2022
Pretty Fun Fisking Of The Vile Gold-Digging Bimbo Olivia Nuzzi By Former Twitter Denizen Senor Atrios
Nuzzi's gross.
Sr. Atrios has some fun kicking her around now that he's no longer using the Tweeter machine.
Sad.
Thanks, Elon Musk.
Every Bagger Nitwit Who Moves From Cali To Texas Gets Everything They Deserve
Or Florida, or Georgia, or Alabama, or Kentucky, or Tennessee...
Baggers belong in the shithole states, not in decent areas where they can ruin society for the real Americans.
Then we flush the bagger states out of the Union, and we're golden.
Thursday, October 27, 2022
Rainbow Fentanyl Halloween Candy Is Def Real AF This Year! Mary Anne Cummings Told Me!!
I would go so far as to say that rainbow fentanyls and skittles are the same fucking candy.
And they're gettin' handed out by Satan himself this year!
Fight me, baggers!
Jeezus Frakking Krispy, Jennifer Rubin, No Not The Beautiful Actress, Gets One Thing Ab So Fukking Lootly Right
(Trump fucking wrecked Rubin's reactionary mind.)
But Ms. Rubin is on target here.
Watching Fetterman was elite cringe, but that doesn't mean he's not qualified to be a fucking senator because he had a stroke.
The baggers are huffing the copium bigly now, but they were not going to vote for Fetterman even if he'd performed a flawless Don Giovanni up there.
Wednesday, October 26, 2022
Herschel Walker Should Answer Every Question About The Latest Abortion He Paid For With: 'Did You Get That $2000 Check Warnock Promised?'
This should have been his plan from the beginning of his campaign.
Too bad he was too stupid to want to win.
Did YOU get your $2000 check...
Not Shocking News: The Russians Cucked Biden Using The Dimwits In Saudi Arabia
That should have been the headline.
The Times waited till the very end to mention Russia, but that's the actual story.
Russia wanted to win a big battle against the US in the ongoing war.
And they did, using oil production cuts to make Rapey Uncle Joe look like a helpless old fool.
Sad.
Thanks, MBS.
Tuesday, October 25, 2022
Cops? Bastards. Every Single One.
Anybody who is for the pigs is fucking vile.
Too bad Beto is fucking zero who will never be elected to anything useful in Texas or anywhere else.
Thanks, Obama.
The 1312 Project.
Perhaps The Limeys DID Manage To Find A Bigger Tory Scumbag Than Boris Johnson In Rishi Sunak
Johnson was a inbred oaf who couldn't think his way out of water closet on his own, but somehow Sunak seems to be an even more grotesque fucking bastard.
Heh, indeedy.
United Ireland is picking up steam as the Conservatives shred themselves while the world laughs!
Thanks, Rapey Uncle Joe.