Monday, October 7, 2013

Let's Put The Chimps In Congress

We can protect Chimpanzees in the United States AND make our government better by replacing the teabaggers in Congress with chimps!  (An all-chimp Congress would probably do a better job of governing than the thing we have now, but firsties with teabaggers, and let's see what happens.)  Random chimps would have a greater understanding of their roles in Congress than teabaggers; chimps would understand the harm of bugfuck nutty political grandstanding better than teabaggers; chimps would be far less likely to be Koch-suckers than teabaggers; chimps would fling much less rancid shit around the place than the teabaggers.  The plan is chock full o' win.  Let's get those chimps in and those teabaggers out!

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