Thursday, October 24, 2013

Ronald D. Moore's Airwolf

As part of our fucked up bullshit existence theme, I think what would put us over the edge and finally get everyone's attention would be a patented Ronald D. Moore skullfucking of the inane cheeseball classic Airwolf.  Moore crippled Star Trek with his idiocy, along with enthusiastic and unfortunate collusion of Brannon Bragga and Rick Berman, and turned Battlestar Galactica into an insulting and embarrassing mess that definitely got J.J. Abrams and Damon Lindelof wicked fucking hard.  His vision of Airwolf, with an unhinged, scenery-chewing Paul Giamatti in blackface as Ernest Borgnine, a transgendered albino marmot as Stringfellow Hawke, and Edward James Olmos as Archangel, would be such a glorious disaster that it should rupture our local spacetime continuum and give us a fresh start at evolution.  Can't wait.

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