Sweet Frakking Jeebus, JJ Abrams' Star Trek Movie Sucked Hard

That fucking movie was so dumb.  After all that time, wasn't there one person at Paramount in 2008-2009 who gave at least one fuck about a property they'd been hip-deep in since the mid 60's?  Just fucking terrible and a waste of something that could have been cool, but of course Star Trek was lost even before Ronald D. Moore got involved.  Tyler Perry?  Tyler Perry??  Karl Urban's hilarious work was washed away by JJ Abrams' tsunami of shit.  Please jesus, no inane time travel stories and lense flares; let Justified spirit us away!