well, it sure as shit ain't gonna be the fucking knolly. i didn't realize until this weekend that all the knolly frames are made in taiwan now and forever,
so unless they're selling them for a grand, i would never buy one of
those pieces of shit. if you can't employ american or canadian
craftsmen, then you can't charge three fucking grand. obscene. and
even better, they can't manage to get any delirium frames this
year anyway! what a fucking disaster. i can only assume that knolly
bikes is now a wholly-owned subsidiary of dorel. if i owned intense cycles or kona bikes,
i would have such a fucking hardon now and would be sure to send noel a
big ole xmas card every fucking year. i'd also make sure to play on my
american fabrication or huge price advantage in my advertising and
spiel to really twist the knife.
and, surprise, surprise, it might not be the uzzi,
either! apparently the test rig isn't gonna be here for a while, a
long while, so who the fuck knows when they'll actually be able to
deliver a damn frame to a customer? jeez, what a shit show.
minimum wage? another winner.
the war on women? voter suppression? wealth disparity? imperial
wars? these are all winners, but only if we actually have candidates
who are willing and able to advocate for them and campaign on them. as
long as we have the obama democrats and romney republicans fighting for
the solid heart and rock ribs of the american conservative oligarchy,
well it's lose lose.
keester falafel and loofah pervert bill o'reilly got himself all hot and bothered over naughty coed sandra fluke tonight. i'm sure he'd like to give her the andrea mackris treatment. of course that same technique wasn't such a big hit with o'reilly's wife.
whoever would have guessed that shoving a greased falafel up o'reilly's
ass on a regular basis if you ever want to get pregnant is not the hot
married sex that women dream of??
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