Grease Up The Altar Boys! El Popo Is Here!

You've got a new pope, The Frito Bandito Francisco.  What's nice is there is some useful continuity for this Pope and for the Church.  The last guy was a fucking Nazi, and this new asshole was a tool of Argentina's right-wing junta.  Brilliant.  I mean, it's not at all surprising that an organization as completely evil as the Catholic Church would choose such a reprehensible bastard, is it?