The Popenfuhrer Stops By With A Fuck You For The Holidays

His Unholiness checks in with a message that would be mainstream at the dawn of 1013.  In 2013 however, it makes the Popenfuhrer sound like a nasty, senile homophobic clown, leading a pack of ignorant fucks.  Hating the gays is purely mundane for fundamentalists of every stripe; the Catholics have a special relationship with atrocity that makes boring old homophobia seem quaint.  Fearing gay marriage or anything big gay will leave the haters behind eventually; right now their ignorance is pathetic and annoying.  Soon enough a majority of civilized people will embrace civil rights and human rights for teh gay and for everyone else; history is moving and sad little men like the Popenfuhrer can't hold that back now.  The real threats to humanity are the same ones we faced before that asshole spoke up this time, and no marriages are on the fucking list.