Wanted: Unemployed, Volunteer Guntards To Hang Around School Playgrounds

The super geniuses at the NRA have the bestest plan ever to put a phalanx of creepy, unemployed, highly-armed guntards in every school in America to expose their guns and more than likely their genitals to the children in order to make Wayne LaPierre and a few other psycho douchenozzles feel better.  It's not going to help the kids though.  Any gun in the school makes the kids less safe, and the shiftless gun nut becomes the most likely cause of a gun problem shooting at any particular school.  Plus, the sort of scary, violent losers that LaPierre's call will attract are just the sort of pervs you usually find in the bushes by the playground exposing themselves to 2nd graders and offering them candy.  It's probably time to send little Wayne packing to a place where his ideas can be appreciated.  Like Syria.