jesus. bill maher vs. eric bolling
is kinda like a midget vs. a plankton. or a midget vs. plankton.
maher is pretty much a clown, but compared to eric bolling, maher looks
like mark twain. bolling is just a fucking zero, so the
jeebus-tebow-bolling team is pretty much not even able to take the field
in that rhetorical donnybrook against the stunted master-of-wit bill
maher.
eric bolling:
really, you gotta do better than
ron paul.
is he really all that good stuff? is he really the stalwart man of
principle, constitutional defender, non-interventionist, small
government, anti-war, liberty hero racist, self-promoting nutjob
asshole? watching him twist in the wind over his racist newsletter and
pretend he's not at all familiar with that topic makes him seem just
like every romneyesque weasel politician out there, so i have exactly
zero confidence that ron paul would be a flawed hero for liberty and the
99% on many important issues. you gotta go do better than ron paul.
he's a clown almost identical to all the other clowns out there. better
than obama? of course, but romney would be better than obama, so
that's a pretty fucking low bar. on the other hand, maybe all good
americans now have the best reason of all to
vote for ron paul.
all this gay rick perry shit is pretty fucking hilarious
even if i don't believe it at all. but really, who cares? gay perry
is just as useless as straight perry, and just as fucking ignorant. the
gay rick perry stuff has been floating around for years, but no
evidence has ever popped up, so there's no sense getting into a frothy mess over outing another pathetic republican closet case.
it looks like
hurricane ron might be plowing into iowa next week. the little
bastard might pull it off, and that will cause a shitload of short-term image problems for the republican party. he can't and
won't ever win the nomination,
but his victory in iowa followed by a romney romp in new hampshire will
pretty much clear the table for mittens. after that, somebody's gonna
have to get a fucking wash 'n dry for all the ron paul acolytes who'll
spend the next six months blubbering about the unfairness of the system.
soon, one of our most useless senators, big ben nelson,
will be nothing but an historical skid mark. really, he has been a
pustule on the ass of democracy as long as he's been in government, so
bye-bye dickhead. if the democrats need that sort of man in their
caucus, they have already lost.
i really like the ride of mountain bikes with sub-16 inch chainstays.
the original eastern woods bikes, along with a few others including the
american m-16--and
lamely ripped-off by gary fisher years later--pushed the envelope for
short chainstay frames. unfortunately, the details on the american were
not quite right. for one, the aluminum tubing made clearance even more
of an issue than the short-stay steel frames. in addition, the
american didn't use a longer front center like most of the designs did,
so the wheelbase got a little short for real technical and high-speed
riding. the eastern woods geometry, with short rear and longer top tube
and shorter stem, was my favorite mix. the american needed a few
tweaks, but it was an interesting frame and i'd love to be able to get a
custom version with the proper long top tube and shorter seat tube;
that would make a ripping bike. hate the fucking name--
uzzi anyone?--but i'd get one anyway. another time machine mission, i guess.
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