Tuesday, October 15, 2013

Rick Perry: The Gayest Texas White Whale Evah

What the fuck IS the matter with Texas?  Jesus.  So, Rick Perry was unbeatable in Texas for almost 30 years, but his sad performance in the Republican primaries last year showed what a hopeless buffoon he is--he managed to finish behind Rick "Frothy Santorum" Santorum, Herman "Whoremonger" Cain, and "Newt" for fuck's sake!--so why the fuck couldn't the "Democrats" in Texas ever beat him?  How fucking sad and lame are the "Democrats" in Texas?  How fucking sick is Texas?  Time to give it back to fucking Mexico--150 years ago!

(This is another byproduct of having an 8 year old reading Moby Dick.  We're all about white whale symbolism and shit right now.)

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