Frak You, Motherfrakkers

We need to unleash the genius of American capitalism and free enterprise.  If we have regulations which prevent oil and gas frakkers from wasting gas and gas by-products at the production sites and polluting as much as they want, we will be stifling market forces that create solutions to all our problems.  If we want nice things, we need to allow multi-national oil and gas companies to fuck up our planet because freedom!