Sarah Palin Was Picked To Run For Vice President

Not so long ago, that dumb bitch was chosen as the best person in the Republican Party to run as a VP candidate.  Remember that.  She's a fucking retard and a skeevy grifter, but there she is today leading the CPAC fools in their brainless chants.  If only ESPN had seen fit to hire her incompetent ass to read the sports on the tee vee 20 years, Palin could have spent her days building a glorious career banging basketball players like Glen Rice in dorm rooms and cheap motels, and we wouldn't have to listen to her blithering teabagger inanity in 2014.  Holy shit, we are doomed as a species.