Study Hard Kids So You Can Go To A Better School Than GW

Twits are fucking suckers.  But it's hilarious that GW is just fucking with the folks dumb enough to pay their price and nobody even cares.  So, kiddos, the plan is to do your homework and pray to jesus fucking christ who you love so much every night that you are a good test-taker so that you can go to a good school like Williams or Swarthmore so that you don't have to put up with the bullshit at stupid places like George Washington University with minuscule endowments and 50% admission.