How Is That Robert Bentley In Alabama Was Not A Flaming Closet Case?

Usually when these lunatic family-values christian cretins are fucking around, it's with men and/or boys.  Almost every time, the louder some ugly white guy gets with his love for jesus and his hate for the homosexual, the more he reallly loves big hard cocks in every available hole.  I guess Alabama should consider itself quite lucky that their creepy hypocrite governor was jamming his scabrous pecker in some exceptional American vag and not where Bill O'Reilly likes to jam falafels.