Bill O'Reilly's Bad Week

Getting much worse, thank the gods.  That skeevy piece of shit O'Reilly will still have his millions, but his wife left for a much more virile and endowed man of action, his kids hate him because he's an abusive, drunken shithead, and he will now always be known as the guy who got fired because he liked to jam loofahs and falafels up his own ass and jerk off on the phone with women who thought he was disgusting.  That's pretty fucking exceptional.