Ask Not What Your IUD Can Do For You

Just shut the fuck up and make me a sammich, slut.  Real Americans don't care about some cunt's pain or bleeding or any of that shit.  America cares about guns and beer and big giant tits and beer and guns and beer and guns.  Bitches just want to complain about shit and make real Americans pay for their slut paraphernalia.  Shut up, whores.  Go whimper in pain and bleed somewhere else.  After you get that sammich.