If You Were An Unfunny No-Talent Hack And Hillbot, You'd Be Don Holley

And that's a very bad thing to be.  Wrote part of Loaded Weapon 1, though.  And absolutely nothing else.  I guess we can assume there is a trust fund or other sort of upper-class welfare going on.  Damn.  That's an achievement.  Not exactly a sparkling intellect, either.  Mental-defectives like Holley are the reasons why Trump is president.  Nice job, fellers.