Now Germany's Gayer Than Obama

Gayer than Trump in J. Edgar Hoover's nightie. Gayer than Bill O'Reilly jerking off while phone sexing an Indochinese ladyboy. Gay.  Der Krauts are gonna let the mos get married once and for all in their Aryan utopia.  Good for them.  Let der gay Krauts go the chapel, Angela!  Merkel didn't vote for it, but she kept her position intact going into der Kraut election season.