Christine Blasey Ford stepped out on to the big stage and stabbed Brett Kavanaugh right in the dick. Figuratively. Ford was instantly credible and did a fantastic job making GOP prosecutor Rachel Mitchell look foolish and impotent. This was a disaster for Kavanaugh, Trump, Grassley, McConnell and every baggatron cocksucker, so Kavanaugh decided to step out and whine and cry like a fragile yet belligerent little baby. Maybe he was drunk. He certainly acted like it. Regardless, this is the worst possible world for the GOP, and Trump made it for them. Every Dem should be asking Kavanaugh where Mark Judge is today. Why isn't Judge there to testify? Where's your blackout drunk rapist friend Mark Judge today, Kavanaugh?
It really sounded like Kavanaugh was getting ready to withdraw from the start of his statement. He probably should have, after this embarrassing performance. Kavanaugh is clearly lying about those parties, with the bullshit about weekend-only drinking fucking risible. High school kids didn't only drink on Saturday nights when the drinking age was 18. He's harping on those bullshit calendars as if anyone believes this shit, whereas THERE WAS NO CHURCH! No church? Hard to believe. Maybe he didn't put all the drinking on his stupid calendars, either.
Where are the rest of the Renate Alumni?
His women friends must be either completely rotten shitheels, or they are really hating life right now.
Kavanaugh is really talking too much about beer now. Shut up, dummy. Jesus, Yale Law School must be mortified.
There's Renate! What a fucking liar. Big mistake, Brett.
So much crying!
Let's get good friend Renate to testify to what she thinks of Bart O'Kavanaugh.
Baggatron cocksuckers like Bart O'Kavanaugh are pathetic.
So much crying!
Orin Hatch looks like he just shit his pants. Or he's disgusted by Kavanaugh. Or both.
Not a good look to talk about all the women he hires. Ask Amy Chua how that's working out.
When is Kavanaugh going to submit to a polygraph? He's a big fan for everyone else.
Yeah, he sounds very innocent. Red faced, screaming, whining, crying, screaming, crying, whining, more whining. Innocent!
We're going to find out later that Kavanaugh is drunk right now, right? That he warmed up for this hearing with eight shots of JD.
Kavanaugh's wife looks like she might strangle him in his sleep tonight.
Yelling at Feinstein is not a good look. Jesus, he is drunk.
Was this the first time Kavanaugh learned what constitutes sexual assault?
Withdraw, dude. He's melting down now. Feinstein unmanned him with her first question. Jesus, what a candyass Kavanaugh is. Feinstein wasn't going for his balls, but there they were in her hand. She didn't want 'em.
This not-calling for the FBI investigation should be what the Dems strangle him with.
Beer.
Did I mention beer?
Beer.
Beer.
Beer is good.
Let's drink beer now!
Beer.
Mitchell had better be careful, or she will get a conviction on Kavanaugh without even trying. Sorry Chuck!
No, he never did that, he says, but he was drunk all the fucking time, so how can he be sure?
This calendar thing is more embarrassing for the GOP than the entire Trump presidency.
Why didn't you make it that night? Because you were drunk?
Taking a break so soon? Gotta piss because he's drunk? Yeah, probably.
Will he come back and withdraw his nomination? Nah, that would require guts and would make too much sense both for the nominee and the GOP, so that'll never happen.
What is Kavanaugh drinking right now?
How fucking demented and screamy will he be when he comes back from his "break"?
Kavanaugh has lied so much throughout this process, including with regards to his work with Ken Starr, that none of this rape stuff should matter. Kavanaugh is wholly unqualified even if he didn't ever rape anyone.
Where's Mark Judge?
The wife looks even more nuts now. Her life has gone to shit, and she hates that rapist motherfucker. Thanks, Trump!
Pat Leahy wonders where Mark Judge is as well. Hello, Senator.
Kavanaugh fucked up this Mark Judge shit. Nice going, asshole. Yelly screamy drunky nasty.
Judge is a drunk.
Bart O'Kavanaugh makes an appearance!
Hello, Bart!
Nicely played, Senator.
Heh, indeedy.
He's not answering the question.
Again.
Ask him. Oops.
Jesus, Kavanaugh is a dummy.
He's blubbering now. Drunk as fuck.
His wife looks more and more thrilled as this goes along. She should have married the guy who now owns four Burger Kings in Ames, Iowa.
Leahy noted that Kavanaugh yelled a bunch but didn't answer.
Chris Garrett, the wrong man, makes an appearance! Where's Ed Whelan?
The GOP prosecutor is doing her best to get as much nonsense into this record as possible. Is she giving Kavanaugh a chance to sober up a bit?
Dick Durbin shows up and want the FBI.
Grassley seems nice. Not senile at all. Not at all.
Durbin is fucking Kavanaugh. Nicely done.
Kavanaugh is blubbering. And Durbin just nailed him over the FBI. Trap sprung.
Dick Fucking Durbin.
Lindsey Graham, the belle of the balls, is sinking the GOP in November. Oh, my stars! Ima gettin' the vapors.
Kavanaugh not being able to answer the question about the FBI investigation is deadly. Let's hope the next Dem picks up on that.
How much time is Miss Lindsey taking? Who's time is he taking?
Graham himself might be drunk.
Lindsey Graham had better hope that he doesn't have enemies on the GOP side.
Whitehouse should have followed up with the FBI.
Beer!
Beer.
Beer.
Looks like the panic has set in for the bad guys. They've given up on the lady prosecutor. Bringing up Avenatti was a mistake.
Crying again. Who knew Republicans were such pansies.
Cornyn is making the case for the FBI investigation. Why does Cornyn keep publicizing the other allegations? What a dope.
Klobuchar is paying attention, at least.
FBI.
And now she's going to pummel him with his inability to ask for a proper investigation.
Mark Judge again.
FBI.
Beer.
Beer!
Grassley is the GOP's worst enemy in this. He sounds as demented as Trump. Jesus.
Everybody got a note. Kavanaugh, Grassley, Hatch. Was it the break? Another new strategy for the sinking GOP?
Happy Hour for Kavanaugh!
Beer!
Lots of folks asking what the Fs and Devil's Triangle really mean. That's probably not a good thing for the Kavanaugh people.
Dr. Ford looks amazing now. The GOP has turned her into an icon.
These filibusters from the GOP Senators are a sure sign of full-on ocean-going panic.
Didn't Hatch already cede his time to the now-forgotten prosecutor?
FBI! Good boy, Coons, you fucking mutt.
Sounds like the FBI needs to speak to these people Kavanaugh keeps talking about! Grassley is drunk, too, isn't he?
If Grassley is so worried about time and shit, can someone please bring up Merrick Garland?
How many fewer than 65 would sign a letter this afternoon?
Where's Kavanaugh's wife?
Lee should stop talking about FBI investigations. Jesus, he's another nitwit.
Lee should also stop reminding voting-age women about how Anita Hill was treated. Fucking moronic.
Ben Sasse is another fucking zero. Jesus, how can these ninnies find their way to their offices every day?
It's remarkable that the Republicans on this committee are so fucking bad on the tee vee. Ugly.
Blumenthal should be all over this shit. There's a fucker with no shame.
The Renate Alumni shit is really getting to Kavanaugh. Blumenthal should have kept up with it. Mark Judge, comes back.
FBI, again. The Dems had a plan, clearly, but they should be hitting it harder. Durbin was on it.
Blumenthal is too low-key. He's scoring points, but this is not a trial.
Ah, memory loss. Nice job, Blumenthal.
Grassley is worried.
Beer!
Gods frakking dammit, Crap Oh is another loser. These guys suck. Makes Cory Booker look like Magnum P.I.
Another fucking break. Kavanaugh is a fucking loser.
Just a quick six shots for Bart.
Senator Hirono goes straight for the heart of the matter. No entitlement. Temperament? Vicious.
Jimmie Roche sounds like a pretty cool guy.
Beer!
Senator Hirono don't take no shit. Good for her. She just kicked Grassley in nuts. Nice.
Well, that was fun.
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