Loomis Chaffee, Because Not Everyone Can Be Abused At Choate

Loomis Chaffee is eager to prove they are not just an also-ran for the kids who don't get admitted to Choate for creepy sex abuse.  A school like Choate cannot admit everyone, so Loomis Chaffee is proud to let you know that they are a viable alternative to the full boarding school experience found at Choate and Andover and St. Paul's and Deefield.  Thanks, Ivanka Trump!