Well, Holy Sweet Motherfucking Christ On Rye Toast, Brett Kavanaugh Is Really Fucking Sick Of So Much Winning!

Jane Mayer and Satchel Ronan Farrow Sinatra Allen came out with another story of Brett Kavanaugh being a piece of shit with his dick because a drunk piece of shit with a dick is a piece of shit now and forever amen.  This is getting good.  The GOP probably just lost the Senate; if Kavanaugh fails to get onto SCOTUS, the baggatron cocksuckers will be apoplectic and none of those fools will vote at all.  For the next story, Mayer and Satchel should look into which GOP bigtime shitbag in DC had such a tremendous hardon for Brett Fucking Kavanaugh in particular and not in any of the myriad of vile GOP lawyers and judges they could have puked up for Trump to nominate.  That's a big question.  Was it simply the final payment for Kavanaugh's work with Ken Starr, or is there something more to it?  Run, Satchel.  Fetch, boy.