Not Breaking News: Reactionary Simpleton And Complusive Masturbator Thomas Chatterton Williams Is Also A Puerile Sex Pest

I'm shocked.  Shocked!  Well, not that shocked.  Fatuous corn cob Thomas Chatterton Williams gets himself fisked on the Twitter machine because he's basically gross and dumb and a fucking creep who writes like a slow-witted 12 year old.  That's funny.  Real funny.  Well, not that funny.  Emily Ratajkowski says she felt gross afterwards, so it's good to know that pretty nobody with any sense can stand any fucking idiot with the absurd name Thomas Chatterton Williams.  Sad.  Thanks, Trump!