Local ABC Interview With AOC

Pretty anodyne.  She's just a boring centrist politician with solid middle of the road cred.  But holy fuckballs it is sublime to watch her obliterate baggy racist conservatives just by existing.

Political Song for Dems to Sing

Time To Go, Creepy Uncle Joe

Calling Biden is a shithead is way too kind, but it is time for that senile old bastard to pack it in and make Bernie the POTUS.

Michael Goodnough, The Horse Piss Lover, Is Scared Shitless Of Bernie Too

Excellent.  That greasy cocksucker works for oil companies and pharmaceutical companies and all the scum of the earth, so he can surely go fuck himself any time now.

Great pic I stole:

Dreaming Is Free

Joe Biden Is Too Fucking Old--But Bernie And Warren Are Not

Creepy uncle Joe is too fucking old to be doing any of this.  He's gross and broken and demented and creepy.  Bernie and Warren are old but they are not old like Biden.  Bernie especially, and Warren, are both vibrant and clear-headed and focused on their issues and their campaigns while Biden is a helpless old fool losing his teeth and ranting racist gibberish up on the stage.  Next he'll be pissing himself.  Biden, get the fuck out of the race you sick deranged fuck.

Brisco Cain: A Comically Tiny Texas Corn Cob

And beta cuck pussy.  From the looks of Cain, Beto would easily fuck him up real bad in about 10 seconds and leave Brisco's wife dripping for similar attention from the real man Beto.  I guess everybody in the world dropped a dime on Cain to the panty-wearing weirdos at the FBI.  Fun stuff.  Sad.  Thanks, Trump!

Everyone Noticed That The Former Comic-Relief Sidekick Joe Biden Called Bernie The President

A former comic-relief sidekick like Biden recognized the bossman.  This is the first correct thing Biden said this campaign.  Nice.

Neolib Dems Don't Get More Wrong Than Proud Navy Veteran

Stupid motherfucker.  Mandated Single Payer is hugely popular with all Americans.  It's a winner.  Dickheads like this neolib cocksucker on Twitter don't understand any of it because they are nothing more than chunky turd made up of right-wing establishment talking points.  Anyone who says they're Anti-Trump or The Resistance can be dismissed immediately as a fatuous shithead.  Fuck them all.

New Phone Who

This really sounds like the 40th song recorded for an album that'll have at most 16 tracks.

Senile Joe Biden Did Worse Than Anyone Thought Last Night: Doug Schoen Said He Won! Biden Campaign Officially Over!

When Fox "News" bleating syphilitic pissboy Doug Schoen proclaims you the winner, you're fucked dude.  The nation watched Joe Biden get more rickety by the second last night and be abused by Sanders and Warren and Castro, but Doug Schoen's endorsement of Biden's performance represents an existential murder of the entire Biden candidacy.  It's over, Joe.  Doug Schoen is a fucking stooge.  You're done.

And The Vile Racist Right-Wing Terrorists At Free Re-Pubic Are Pretty Fucking Scared Today

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Bernie Triggers Vile Establishment Scum Like Clyde Haberman

Good.  Haberman and his cohort are pure evil, and they deserve to suffer greatly.  The Sanders revolution scares the fuck out of them.  As it should.

Meanwhile, the great experiment in American socialism will finally start to benefit people other than the 1%.  Boo fucking hoo.

Eat shit, Clyde.

Chris Cillizza, Marshmallow Sharp As Usual

But Cillizza sure is no more than 30 years behind the times.  If it's not tedious conventional wisdom idiocy, it's not Chris Cillizza.  It will take at least 20 more years for Cillizza to realize that the times have indeed changed on guns.  But Cillizza is paid to parrot the right-wing talking points and to reinforce the bullshit GOP/NRA narrative even as Beto shatters it.  Good for Beto; Chris Cillizza will always be the biggest nimrod in the room.

Debate Club Anthem

Bakari Sellers Is What Tertiary Syphilis Sounds Like Running Around Loose

Kamala Harris was fucking garbage at the debate, and she is done.  Her campaign is over, and though her Senate seat is probably safe for life or at least until sometime in Bernie's presidency, she should pack it in and pretend she has some dignity left to preserve.

Pete Booty-Gig Is Toast

Time for Booty-gig to pack it up and go back to being an enthusiastic pissboy for the political establishment.   Bye, Booty-gig, bye Klobuchar, bye Yang, you all blow dog.  Booker, too.  Get the fuck out.

Kamala Harris is a fucking cop.  Bye, Felicia.

Castro is having a fun night, and so is Beto.  Beto can be useful on the gunshit, maybe.

Amy Klobuchar Is Fucking Garbage

Amy Klobuchar is a toxic bitch.  She needs to be flushed into the sewer with the rest of the shit.  Yang, too. Fucking useless.

Castro Is Brutalizing Biden

I guess Castro decided to do something good for America for once.  Nice, dude.

Sanders Is Rampaging All Over Biden So Far In The Debate

If this is truly the first time a bunch of voters will see Bernie, he's crushing Biden's nonsense on healthcare, and Warren is looking like his faithful lieutenant.  So far.

Biden referring to Bernie as the President was fucking funny, too.

Neolib Dems Like Armando Llorens And Adrian Carrasquillo Are So Fucking Stupid

Dipshit doesn't know that Bernie is the second choice of Biden voters.  Good thing this idiot cocksucker Adrian Carrasquillo is a reporter and very stable genius.  And his mental-defective circle jerk partner Armando Big Cuck Democrat Llorens adds his very useful input.

Bernie is the second choice of Biden voters AND Warren voters, so when Biden drops out before the first of the year and Warren loses Iowa and New Hampshire to Bernie and drops out, Bernie gets the significant chunk of their votes going forward.

Bernie wins.

These centrist Dem morons are going to be like Mitt Romney on election night 2012 or themselves in 2016 after Bernie wins, standing there like idiots with their dicks in their hands wondering what the fuck just happened to their circle jerk.

David Sirota Working The Refs By Retweeting Dave Weigel Is Fucking Sublime

Why do I get the feeling that Weigel is an even bigger dimwit than anyone would think.  Sirota treating him like a buddy, a pal, a colleague, a peer, a cool kid is fucking on point, and there's no fucking way Weigel has any idea.

More Proof Imani Gandy Is Fucking Scum

For a lawyer who worked for banks stealing houses, Imani Gandy sure is a disgusting piece of shit.  That stank-ass bitch signal-boosted that grifter piece of human filth DeRay Mckesson as if we didn't know how hard she sucked AND blew already.  Seriously, fuck these right-wing Dems and their bullshit holding the rest of us back from all the progress.  Fucking cunt.

Sweatin' Autumn

Daniel Johnston Versus NPR

Spectacular Free Re-Pubic Crack-Up Over Israeli Spying On The US--Baggatron Cocksuckers Can't Even Spell Cognitive Dissonance!

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Former Foreclosure Lawyer And World's Dumbest Angry Lady Of Any And All Colors Imani Gandy Will Always Be The Fucking Worst

How dumb can one former pro-foreclosure lawyer be?  Remember when she was part of the Ballon Juice crew?  Remember when she worked helping banks foreclose on people?  Remember when she was an insane Obama fluffer?  Remember when she was a demented Hillbot?  She should start a law firm with Candice Aiston and Armando Llorens.  Just the fucking worst.

Free Re-Pubic Is A Slimy Tee Vee Preacher, Stealing Money From Racist Senile Old People

Like promising a new kitchen with seed money sent to jesus fucking christ care of Pat Robertson 700 Club.  The Free Re-Pubic scumbags are literally doing the lords' work, and it's all a fucking grotesque grift.  But at least the targets are the worst violent racist revanchist reactionary Republican shitbags.

Krystal Ball Seems Cool

Good for her, standing up to that gross fat fuck Limbaugh.  Ball has become an excellent political commentator since her time on MSNBC, and she is becoming an important media voice.

Bye Band! Daniel Johnston R.I.P.

Some People Did Something On 9/11--Some Evil Americans Committed Crimes Against Humanity In Chile On 9/11/1973

American criminals destroyed democracy and peace and security in Chile on 11 September 1973.  This is the real atrocity which should be remembered today before anything else.

Political Song for Trump's Brain Worms to Sing

Even Yet Still Another Chapman Road Bike

Barbara must be really frakking tall.  Nice RS crown; no DT shifter bosses, but the proper 1010b dropouts almost cancel out the weird off-brand long-reach sidepull brakes. Bring me a renaissance of polished silver alloy on road bikes.  Still, I dig it--looks like an elegant custom road bike design.

Bernie Scares The Shit Out Of All The Proper People

Neoliberal nitwits and racist reactionary Republicans alike are scared shitless by Bernie's campaign and his winning coalition.  Fortunately for us, the rock-ribbed Hllbots are dumber than dog shit so they are not really able to stop Bernie's march to the nomination.  Sad.  Thanks, Hillary!

Jaunty Neo-Vintage Fisking Of Markos Daily Kos

Lightweight.  Heh, indeedy.  But I think that Kos was subsumed almost immediately by the ability to make a shitload of money and that dissolved whatever brainpower and integrity he ever had.  Plus, Kos was mentored by Jerome Armstrong, who was a fatuous grifter from the start, and Fox "News" stalwart Joe Trippi.  There was never any there there with Markos Moulitsas.  And let's not even get into the Markos as CIA plant conspiracy theory...

Blue Turning Pink

Bernie Sanders Is Kryptonite To All The Worst People In The Universe

Bernie winning would be fine if the only thing he accomplished was obliterating vile scum like Imani Gandy.  Sure, Sanders would have the best chance to further the goals of universal healthcare and eradicating poverty and a plenty of other shit, but if all he did was flush filth like Sady Doyle into the cesspool of history, that would be good enough.

Breaking! Donald Trump Is A Pussy Ass Bitch

Trump revealed!  Yuge pussy ass bitch.  Soft moist manbaby.  Sad.  Thanks, Trump!

John Bolton Will Be Spending More Time With His Stache Because He Is So Sick Of All The Winning

Sad.  Nicolas Maduro has won another glorious victory.  Thanks, Trump!

Nothing Painted Blue Clue

I Can Only Assume Todd Palin Finally Sobered Up From A 30-Year Bender

Or got laser eye surgery. Or found a decent-looking young woman to fuck.  The Palins are big beautiful exceptional family values patriots.  I salute all the Palins for being the vile rotten  hypocrites, liars, and shitbags were always knew they were.  Sad.  Thanks, Trump.

Then This Lobster Guy Is One Very Stupid Brother

Jesus christ we are doomed.  Is it racist to wish African Americans were better than useless white people?

If Even Oliver Willis Can Figure It Out

Jesus, Willis makes some of his buds look really dumb.  That's fucking insane.  The Bernie haters are the saddest dipshit assholes ever. 

Jerry Falwell Jr. Has Been A Very Naughty Boy

Jerry Falwell Jr. is a big beautiful exceptional christian and one horny little cuck.  Everybody at his dumb school is gossiping, and soon everyone will know just how dirty their fearless leader really is.  Kinky!

So Hard To Believe Hillary Lost To A Fat Racist Orange Dotard

Hillary Clinton was all the best people with all the best people behind her.  Clinton was so on top of everything.  How could she lose?

Sunn + Starz

Chapman Vintage Style

This one is a little to goofy for me; I would have preferred to simply see the normal, raceworthy vintage Campag parts on there instead of all the dumb shit and of course polished not black.  I also would have gone with the proper water bottle on the seat tube and a pump peg, but those rear dropouts are on point.  And down tube shifter bosses.  Yes indeed.

I Guess Armando Big Cuck Former Daily Kos Democrat Llorens Just Admitted He Was Illiterate

Now everything makes much more sense.  Armando is not simply dumb as a rock, he's also illiterate.  Cool.  His screaming fucktardery comes into focus...

By the way, BERNIE'S WINNING, MOTHERFUCKER!

Yet Another Example Of Why Baggatron Cocksuckers Will Always Be Dumber Than Dog Shit

Vile baggy racists are too stupid to live in our society.  We should find a place for these miserable motherfuckers where they can be themselves.

Conservatives Love The Exceptionally Stupid Electoral College Because It Benefits Racist Conservatives--As It Was Designed To

The Electoral College is like bowel movement conservatism and conservatives in general: anti-democratic and anti-democracy.  The EC is a tool to preserve the power of the slave states, and it still works well for those vile cocksuckers.  The most entertaining outcome of the 2020 election would be a razor-thin Trump popular vote win and a landslide electoral loss to Bernie.  The EC would disappear before 9:00 am on Wednesday November 4th.  That would be fucking hilarious. 

The EC is not going to be around too much longer, anyway.  Once Texas and Arizona start voting for Dems in the presidential election, the GOP will get rid of the EC that following day regardless because with the EC in place they will never win another election.

Sam Seder's Wedding MC'd By John Peel

Amber Rudd, Fatuous Limey Shithead, Is Sick Of So Much Winning

Winning! Bojo! Winning!  Even detestable Limey fuckers like Amber Rudd are sick of all the winning.  Brilliant!

The Vile Baggatron Cocksuckers At Free Re-Pubic Redefine Unhinged

These grotesque racist motherfuckers are demented, screaming imbeciles.  Trump's loss is going to be so much fucking fun.

An Important Question: What Exactly Does Matty Yglesias Know?

Matty Yglesias knows how to have a trust fund and be a failson, but what else?  We may never know the answer to this question, but tune in next time for another thrilling episode of Bullshit, or Not?

Warren As Republican Is Good Politics

I hope Sanders is smart enough to pick Warren as his VP if that's what it takes to win--as Hillary should have done with Sanders last time--but the eroding of her progressive bona fides at this stage is good politicin' all around.  Warren was a GOP warrior all through the Reagan years, so she has metric fuck tons of right-wing evil to answer for.  Signal boost is pretty much just what the behind the scenes campaigner should be doing.  Weakening her foundation will help Bernie after the first of the year.

Remember That Free Re-Pubic Is Just A Grift To Take Money From Racist Revanchist Violent Teabagging Imbeciles

And it makes big money.  The Free Re-Pubic crook is very good at stealing money from vile reactionary racist guntards and associated screaming idiots, so I guess that's a good thing.

Well, You Hate To See A Dimwit Dem Turned Into A Corn Cob

Hillary Clinton had the dumbest supporters.  How can these stupid bastards be any dumber than MAGAtards?  Clinton's rock-ribbed voters were just teabaggers with a  little bit of soap in the tub.

Strange Ways There They Go

John Take A Bow

Bagger On Bagger Violence: You Hate To See It

If only they would solely battle to the death.  It saddens us all when one disgusting teabagger brutally attacks another vile teabagging shithead.  You really hate to see it.  Sad.  Thanks, Trump!

Creepy Loser And Neolib Bellend Jeff Fecke

Ew.  What the fuck is wrong with right-wing Dems?  This Fecke idiot is gross and weird and dumb and ugly as fuck.  He's also a fucking rock-ribbed asshole who looks like a malformed glans.  Of course he retweets Welfare Academia and other reactionary tools.  Jesus.  Worse than MAGAtards.  If only this life loser Jeff Fecke had had one real friend growing up.

Donald Trump Is Such A Yuge Pussy They Have To Cancel GOP Primaries To Protect Him

What a motherfucking candyass.  Trump must be scared shitless that Weld or that fucking vile douchebag Walsh will make him cry in some campaign ad or debate Trump won't even attend.  Fucking pussy.

25 Insane Racist Horseshit Things Teabagging Lunatics On Free Re-Pubic Believe

We need a final solution for baggatron cocksuckers like this.  These people are stupid and evil and violent and racist, and they have no place in any decent society. 

There Is Never A Need To Soften REM

This Is Quality REM Content In 2019

Not much quality REM content these days.  And yes, that remix blows dog.  Scott Litt is a menace which must be dealt with for the good of the species.

Horrible Fascist Shithead Jim Sensenbrenner And Teabagging Fuckface Bill Flores Are Both So Fucking Sick Of All The Winning!

Sensenbrenner is a wretched fascist cockknob, and Flores is creepy teabagger.  It's great to see these two assholes quit like little bitches and give their seats to the Dems in the Sanders wave election.  As incumbents they might have survived, but all these open seats due to GOP abdications will mean so many more Dems in the House in 2021.  Winning!  Thanks, Trump!

Nate Silver Is An Utter Fucking Moron

Nate Silver is dumber than dog shit, but he obviously knows less about nuclear power than he knows about politics, and he knows absolutely nothing about politics.  Anybody in favor of nuclear power because it is environmentally friendly is too stupid to live on this planet.  Fire them into the sun immediately.

Imani Gandy Is Hilariously Stupid, Even For A Lawyer Who Worked To Help Banks Steal Houses

Angry stupid black lady is a vile piece of human garbage.  But then again, neolib Dems are the fucking worst.  Much more grotesque and hateful than even the MAGAtard teabaggers.

Of Course Rich Lowry Is Defending Slavery In National Review

National Review was founded to defend racists and racism.  Rich Lowry is simply the latest in a pathetic line of worthless shitbirds like Bill Buckley.

OK, So Both Atkins Brothers Are Fucking Twerps

Ryan Grim, Si.  Atkins, no.  But there are no good Atkins brothers, unless they have a brother Darrell we don't know about.  And another brother Darrell.  For now, both Dante and David are pretty much fucking dipshits.  Thanks for playing.

Donald Trump's Brain Worms Will Be Starving Soon

Trump is deranged.  He's so fucking insane that he can't let this major fuckup die.  The poor worms eating his brain will starve to death soon.  Donald Trump, The Savior of Alabama!  Sad.  Thanks, Trump!

Jesus Tesla

TeeVeeLand

Even Paul Stanley Knows That Guns And Guntards Are Vile

Paul Stanley was never mistaken for an M.I.T. scholarship winner, but he has this gun shit figured out pretty well.  It's time to take the guns.  No more handguns, no more machine guns, no more cops with guns.  Get rid of the guns.  And if we have to get rid of the violent racist gun nuts, too, well, that will be oodles of fun.

Reminder: Candice Aiston Is A Nasty Cunt

Wicked nasty cunt.  That is all.

Sometimes You Find An Idiot Bigger Than Dave Weigel

Remarkable!  Hillary Dems are fucking gross.  They were scum in 2008, and they are scum 11 years later.  Jesus.

Symone Sanders Is Prob The Saddest Pissgirl In America Today

This is some hateful, grotesque shit. Symone D. Sanders is just vile.  Everyone loves money, but when you completely give in to guzzling the rancid piss for a payday, you are fucking toast.  Uncle Clarence Thomas, Thomas Sowell, Allen West, and David Clarke must love her; look for her on Fox "News" after Biden's collapse and Bernie's win.  The rest of us are sickened.  Fuck this nasty creep. 

Mike Pence Is One Stupid Motherfucker

Nobody should have to put up with that simpering moron Mike Pence.  The Micks shoulda gotten shitfaced and kicked the living snot outa Pence in the interests of good taste.  That woulda been worth watching.

Red Rum

Donald Trump Has Brain Worms

This Alabama shit is fucking crazed.  Yes, Trump is a sick, disgusting fat fuck and a racist piece of shit, but the poor bastard is also Grandpa Simpson-level demented.  This is fucking embarrassing; even his own National Weather Service dragged him.  Somebody should put the old guy out to pasture with his fast food and his ugly whores.

Big Bro

Geraldo Rivera Makes Guntard Babymen Cry

When even the fatuous Jerry Rivers can dunk on you, time to give up.  Guntards get very, very butthurt when you mention their tiny pricks. 

Jacob Wohl Has Never Had A Single Friend

Poor, sad, stupid motherfucker.  The prosecutors were running out of time to file charges against Wohl, so they went ahead and did it even though it hadn't been a priority for three years.  Wohl has never had a single friend in his life, and at this rate, he never will.  Sad.  Thanks, Trump.

Boris Johnson Makes Trump Look Clever

Johnson is getting sodomized, but the press and the political establishment are contorting themselves into pretzels trying to make it seem like he will prevail somehow.  It's fun to watch the Limey cocksuckers suffer like this, but if Corbyn is smart, he can play this into his own election as PM.  He's got to humiliate Johnson completely and make it clear that the racist bastards will never get what they want, forcing the Tories and that fatuous creep Nigel Farage to split the racist reactionary vote. 

Baggatron Cocksuckers Like The Free Re-Pubic Assholes Love Them Some Jesus--But Not All The Time

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White People Are Worse Than Butthole Cancer

Boris Johnson Is Also A Very Stable Genius

City Hell

Bernie Scares The Shit Out Of The Worst People In The World: Neolibs

And it's fucking majestic!  All these vile shitbags scared to death of losing their privilege is about the best thing you're gonna ever see.  Can't wait for all of them to be culled along with the teabaggers, banished to the shabbiest ditch in the most annoying circle of hell. 

Baggy Guntards Losing Their Minds Over Wal-Mart

Violent racist guntard lunatics apoplectic over Wal-Mart's decision to stop selling the ammo that the guntards love so much.  Ya really hate to see all the violent racists so butthurt.  Ya really do.  I hope none of them decide to take their gun and end it all.  I really don't.  Do.  Sad.  Thanks, Trump!

Dinesh D'Souza Is Very Smart And Handsome

Not a single baggy fucker even tries to defend D'Souza as he gets violated over and over and over.  Dinesh D'Souza is too stupid to be what a teabagger thinks a smart guy looks like.  Sad.  Thanks, Trump!

Coping

Dan Crenshaw Is A Perennial Candidate For Dumbest Motherfucker On The Planet

Crenshaw is a nasty fucking creep, too.  That cyclops motherfucker is dumber than the average teabagger.  Sad.  Thanks, Trump!

Fun Orson Welles Shit Talking

As a drive-by fisking.  Wells was loads of fun.  And his shade holds up.

4 Seconds

White People Are A Menace, Even In Texas

Dumb motherfucker didn't love the Constitution very much as he only killed 7 people, and we all know 10 people killed is the lower limit for big beautiful 2nd Amendment exceptional Patriot.  Fuckin' Texas.

Fun Drive-By Fisking Of Daily Kos

In two parts!  And this is part two.  Armando Big Cuck Formerly Daily Kos Democrat Llorens was the impetus behind this particular fisking, but it quickly gets rocking and rolling pretty good on its own.  Right-wing Dems like Kos and Armando suck major ass.

Chronic Masturbators Of The World Should Unite Around Jason Elias

He could be their incel king!  Anybody getting on Tulsi Gabbard for her looks is one sorry neolib cocksucker.  Sad.  Thanks, Hillary.

Add TeeVee To The List Of Shit Dave Weigel Doesn't Understand

How does the ABC Family cable network work?  What constitutes a "hit" on your pissdaddy's streaming thing?  We may never know the answers to these important questions, but tune in next time for another thrilling episode of Bullshit, or Not?

Being A Weird, Creepy, Alt-Right Incel Dweeb Seems So Tiring

Get a fucking friend.  Go outside.  Pet a dog.  Read a fucking book.  Stop begging for money on the interwebs.  Jesus.  White people are fucking gross.