Even Lawrence "Larry" O'Donnell Says Don't Vote For Joe Biden In November

If a fatuous tee vee bimbo like Lawrence "Larry" O'Donnell has figured out, what the fuck is your excuse?

Sally Kohn Is A Fucking Moron

Anyone who misses Liz The Snake Warren is way too stupid to live.  The Democratic Party establishment is utterly brainless, and the Liz Lasses are vile scum. 

Remember To Never Vote For Racist Conservative Joe Biden

Creepy Uncle Joe is a piece of shit.  Don't vote for him in November.  That's the lesson.

Hiya, Boyo!

Sláinte.

 

Blue Chris Kvale Frame With Eyelets

Marshall Marital Law Lil Marco Rubio Is A Fucking Dunce

That greasy little bastard is illiterate in English AND Spanish.  What a fucking perfect teabagging fucktard Marco Rubio is.  When we institute the strictest form of marshall marital law, Rubio needs to be sent straight to the fucking gulag.

Political Song for Neolib Dem Cucks to Sing

Which Craft

Mitt Romney Cucks That Dumb Neolib Bitch Nancy Pelosi With 1K Bro

Nancy Pelosi sucks so fucking hard. Even Mittens can pwn her.  The GOP deserves to win this upcoming in an election in a landslide.  This shit is so fucking obvious, but Pelosi, Schumer and the rest of those neolib cocksuckers are so broken that they can't even do what's best for their own careers.  Mitt Romney should be the Dem leader in the Senate.  Jesus.  Fucking assholes.

Learn This Lesson Bernie Sanders Centrists: Don't Vote For Biden Against Trump

Biden is a hard-right, arch-conservative, and if Biden somehow manages to win, any chance for progress will be destroyed for a generation.  Bernie Sanders is the boring, anodyne centrist in the race, and none of his ideas would even qualify as left-ish, let alone left wing.  Biden needs to lose so fucking badly that it cripples or destroys the Democratic Party and allows the anodyne centrists and center-left folks backing Bernie Sanders to reform the Democrats or start their own party in place of the Dems.  Either way, don't vote for creepy Uncle Joe.

Bed-Wetting Conservative Dummies Hate Williams College, The World's Top School

There's nothing conservatives hate more than elite educational institutions.  Elite schools always undermine conservative ideas because conservatives ideas are always complete horseshit.  The American Council of Trustees and Alumni is an unhinged anti-education, anti-reality conservative group trying to undermine unbiased education throughout the United States.  Fuck them.  They hate Williams because it is the best, and that scares the shit out of conservatives.  

Thank Jesus Fucking Christ That National Review Will Still Deliver Grotesque Screaming Lunatics Like Ramesh Ponnuru In Our Time Of Need

Naked Bill Buckley was no more fucked up than Ramesh Ponnuru.  That motherfucker is demented that he'd be too dumb for your average teabagger.  NRO is chock full of galaxy brains.

CK's Blue CK

Nice bike.  Classic blue with yellow.  More pics at the link.

Did Everyone Not Understand That The Sanders Campaign Was Over After South Carolina And That This CNN Debate Was Never Going To Matter?

Lots of folks were looking forward to this CNN debate, but nobody really thought Sanders would use it to destroy senile Uncle Joe, did they?  Sanders refused to run as an independent in 2016, because he was not willing to give up his relationship with the Democratic caucus.  This year he immediately promised to support the Dem candidate again.  This was not a campaign built to win.  Sanders has the reputation of being a decent person and an effective Senator, but he is not the rampaging warrior needed to win.  Biden is kicking Bernie's ass here.  Sanders should have forced him to listen the nine "Super PACs" supporting the Sanders campaign.  If Sanders had gotten up in his grill and forced him to list nine of anything, Biden would stroked out before he got halfway through it.  Another moment where Bernie could have become POTUS, and Bernie let it pass.  And then Bernie didn't even call Biden a liar over Social Security.  What a pussy.  He was never going to win.  Bernie Sanders might be a good man, but he's not as good a candidate as even Donald Trump.  Trump won.  Sanders never will.

Virag's Movie Reviews: Jay and Silent Bob Reboot (2019)

Jesus, this flick makes Clerks 2 seem vital and well-considered.  The worst thing about Kevin Smith is that you and everyone else knows you could do just as good a job making movies as that asshole.  He had one genius idea when he was 21 years old and went for it.  But his flick was only pretty good, and it was all downhill from there.  But Smith never let a lack of actual talent stop him.  That was his genius idea, so give him credit for that.  This flick, tho, is lazier than fuck and not really funny.  (I think Brian O'Halloran is pretty good in stuff.)  Snoogans.

Norwegian Dweebs Can't Be Counted As Friends Of The US, Apparently

Norwegian scientitian motherfuckers talking shit about the land of the freedumb.  That's not cool.you lutefisk-eating Norwege bastards.

Ides

How's that shit working out for you this year?

Nancy Pelosi Is One Of The Worst Dem Leaders In History

She is to the right of many teabaggers and MAGAtards.  Pelosi is a grotesque conservative who needs to be removed from public life permanently.  Primary or Corona.  Either way.

Never Forget: Liz Lasses Are The Scum Of The Earth

Worse than teabaggers and MAGAtards, every bit as disgusting as Hildos and PUMAs.  Nothing sucks worse than a neolib Dem.  Warren was shit, and her stans are utterly vile.  Learn these lessons if you want to live.

Painters

The Fix Is In

Voter suppression.  Outright cheating.  The Dem establishment is going all in on every fucking arrow in their quiver to make sure the Sanders campaign dies before Joe Biden has a stroke, shits himself on television, and/or starts waxing poetically about racism in his youth.  Every hour the campaign goes on is an hour Biden might become unelectable. 

Political Song for Creepy Uncle Joe Biden to Sing

Joe Biden Is Coo Coo For Coco Puffs

Don't vote for senile Uncle Joe.  Jesus christ, might have a stronger grip on reality than Biden at this point.  And Trump is fucking deranged.

Glenn Greenwald Is A Mean Old Man

Meany.  Soon enough one of those kids might be the president of Brazil.  That's a def upgrade from Jair Bolsahnorro.

This Fucking Blows And We Are In Hell Right Along With Ritchie Blackmore

Nothing Could Possibly Suck Harder Than Blackmore's Night, Not Led Zeppelin, Not Kanye West, Nothing

OK, So Before Ritchie Blackmore Dies Of Coronavirus, What The Fuck Is Up With Blackmore's Night?

Seriously, what the actual fuck?  What is Ritchie Blackmore doing with this insanity?  The goofy outfits, the weird faux-medieval music and instruments?  Is this a long-form performance art prank?  I mean, the man is turning 75 this year and has been doing this Blackmore's Night bit since 1997!  That's commitment!  Blackmore's Night seems to be a vanity project of Candice Night, but can anyone have that magical of a pussy?  Jesus.  They perform at Renaissance fairs!  An elderly Ritchie Blackmore dresses up in a dumb costume and huge-ass curly wig and plays music at Renaissance fairs!!  I have no way to process this fucked-up version of reality, but I want the answer before Boomer Remover makes all this sort of wicked bizarre old-people shit moot.

Chelsea Manning Is Out Of Jail

Excellent news.  Chelsea Manning has been one of America's highest-profile political prisoners.  She deserved to treated as a hero. 

Andrew Gillum Knows How To Party

There is def more to this story.  Gillum is a neolib grifter and a really shitty liar, and we all know some freaky shit was going on in that hotel room with the drugs and other shit.  Pretty soon Andrew Gillum is gonna wish he was somewhere far, far away.  If the full story comes out, Gillum's gonna have to become a Republican.

Coronal

Krystal Ball: Cotillion Linebacker?

What the actual frak is she wearing?  Jesus, didn't she know she was gonna be on the interweb tee vee?  And where are the rest of the Krassensteins?

Pictures She Paints

Pray To Jesus Frakking Christo That The Coronavirus Sends Jair Bolsarnonarro Straight To Hell

Balsonro. Balsarnaronno.  Ballsohnahro. Blosonnaro.  The Corona Virus could make Brazil much greater again.  We can all pray that Corona Virus is the hero we need now in Brazil and everywhere in the world.

I Know Rick Newman Loves To Guzzle The Piss On Yahoo! But Maybe His Timing Could Somehow Be Worse

Newman is a vile conservative pissboy and shit-licker, but if he was not quite as retarded as his clearly is, he might realize that Trump is about to go into full-on MAGAtard panic and wind up mandating a really shitty version of universal healthcare within a few days probably.  Shitty.  And very costly.  So, M4All will be coming sooner than even Bernie Sanders could have thought in the aftermath of Trump's titanic COVID-19 failure.  Let's hope Rick Newman spends a shit ton of quality time licking aged conservatives over the next 8-12 weeks.  Thanks, Trump!

Gross Conservative Hildos Could Not Possibly Be Any Fucking Dumber Than A Garden-Variety Teabagger, But They Are

The worst, nastiest shitbags on the planet are the Hillary Clinton stans.  At least teabaggers nominally have an excuse, but the dumb cunts still licking Hillary's boots are beyond any hope of redemption.  We need to flush them into the cesspool with the rest of the conservative excreta. 

Looks Like The Root Gots One Less Very Dumb Brother Now

Bye you stupid motherfucker.  "Dr." Jason Johnson is no dumber than Michael Harriot and Terrell J. Starr, tho.  Time to get those dumb brothers sacked, too.

Nobody With A Brain Is Gonna Vote For Joe Biden In November

This is the one thing anyone can do to make America greater again.  If enough people have the stones to follow through on this, well, we might have some reason to hope.

Nothin' Gonna Help You Motherfrakker

General JC Christian Calls Out To Bilmon

Bilmon bugged out after election day 2016.  That cat was so sure that the DC establishment would not let Trump happen.  Then he flipped out and bugged out.  Bilmon was a funny dude, but he should have realized that Trump is just like every other racist GOP guy but in Trump's case with comically small hands, a tiny, misshapen mushroom dick, and syphilis.  Beyond those very funny things, nothing extraordinary about him at all.

Krystal Ball Gets, It Atmo: No Vote For Biden

Let's see if she sticks with this till November.  This is the most important thing any Bernie Sanders-style centrist can do: no vote for Biden in November.  In order to get any progress, to have any hope of progress, Biden must lose by historic margins in November.  Conservative Dems at every level must be made to eat shit and lose lose lose.  Only then will there be any hope of anything, or anyone, better.

Carol Armen: Crowned Twitter Queen Of The 'Gifted' Kindergarten By Dunning AND Kruger

She seems nice. And very smart. Just ask her. She'll tell ya'.  "Gifted."  Jesus, that makes Al Bundy sound like a winner.  Carol Armen is a fucking fatuous nimrod with a political acumen and writing ability slightly below what you would have found on Fucked Company and other Red Boards during the Bush Administration.  Fun stuff.  She's a lawyer, too, bless her heart.  "Brilliant" son.  Whoop-dee-fucking-doo.  The internet was a grave error.

Yes, 'Slap Shot' Then Now Always And Forever

One of the best films in the history of cinema.  Endlessly entertaining.  Brilliantly wrought.  Oodles of fun.  (Blazing Saddles is too.)  Yep, Slap Shot is a great flick.

Look For David Pak-Man To Be Working With Marcos Moulitsas Soon, Shining Those Boots And Holding That Bucket

With a smile on his face.  This idiocy goes beyond willfully obtuse.  Pak-man is def a neolib hack in training.  The not-at-all secret for two generations has been that a boring centrist agenda like Bernie Sanders is leading is the most popular agenda in politics.  Conservatism is only popular with the most grotesque racists and evil oligarchs.  The resistance to universal health care and everything else comes from a very small group of plutocrats who also own the media and Markos Moulitsas and wanna-be pissboy and boot-licker David Pak-Man.

The Internet Was A Colossal Mistake, But Now We Know That West Virginia Was As Well

There are no winners here.  Even science is diminished by the very existence of West Virginia in 2020.  Plus, it's not a radio telescope by itself.  The NSA runs Sugar Grove right in the middle of that quiet zone.

Markos Moulitsas Sucks So Much Ass

Kos is on the losing side, again, but somehow became very rich.  Moulitsas has been on the losing team every single time, and anyone who listens to him deserves everything they get.  Don't listen to neolib idiots like Kos and never, ever vote for Biden in the general election.

Jesus, Bernie Sanders Just Threw Down At Joe Biden In Anticipation Of Sunday's 'Debate'

Well, that was interesting.  Bernie basically just threatened Joe Biden with a protracted primary fight unless Biden can satisfy Bernie at the debate.  That was not what I expected.  I wonder if Sanders has it in him.  He certainly should at this point, but you never know.  The entire Sanders campaign knows Biden is likely to drop dead or begin shitting himself in public at any moment.  More importantly, the Biden people and conservative Democrats are just now realizing that the Bernie Sanders supporters are not gonna vote for Biden in sufficient numbers, ensuring that Biden loses hilariously bigly to Trump.  There's probably nothing Biden can do to stop that.  So what are the Biden clowns gonna do about it?  Is it possible that Bernie Sanders himself is the only hope Joe Biden has?

Worthwhile Neo-Vintage Fisking Of The Fatuous David Foster Wallace

Wallace is another of those intelligence tests, one that the worst sort of people ostentatiously fail.  No sense dunking on a rich guy who offed himself like a bitch, but DFW was one of those boneheads who looked like a genius to over-privileged and over-educated white boys. 

Very, Very Dumb Brothers

Russian Starr. Jesus, what a fucking clown.  The Snake broked the brain of way too many of those very dumb brothers and sisters.  These idiots are about to get exactly what they deserve from the wondrously racist Joe Biden campaign.  Very Dumb Brothas.

Never Ever Joe

Political Song for Reactionary Racist Establishment Dems to Sing

Don't Forget The Most Important Lesson Of This Primary: Do Not Vote For Joe Biden In The General

No vote for Biden, ever.  Vote third party or sit it out, but do not, under any circumstances, vote for Joe Biden.  It is the most important goal left that he must lose in November.  Nothing else is remaining for you to do that matters at all.  Biden must lose, preferably in the most hilariously humiliating fashion, in order to have a more progressive future.  That's the lesson you must learn right fucking now.

Medicare For All CT Posts A Video Of The Senator From Aetna Chris Murphy Getting Brutalized In Public

MOAR!  Vile Dem shitheads like Chris Murphy are a bigger problem than Mitch McConnell.  We all know what a complete asshole and dimwit McConnell is, but the Democrats like Murphy do more harm every fucking day because they are stopping any hope of progress.  Chris Murphy is a Joe Biden Democrat.

Wicked Fun Neo-Vintage Fisking Of The Execrable Sady Doyle As Told By Nina Illingworth

Sweet.  Nothing is more all-American funfetti than shitting on that simpleton Sady Doyle.  Doyle is an utter fatuous shitbag, and Nina Illingworth destroys nasty Sady and her ilk with glee.  Heh, indeedy.

Hard-Right Racist Reactionary Hildos Are More Toxic Than Teabaggers

Hillary Clinton and her Hildos are pure arch-conservative racist evil.  Teabaggers and MAGAtards are harmless dolts compared to the grotesque conservative monstrosity of the Hillary Clinton losers.  Hillary lost to a fat orange dotard.  Now Biden must lose to him too.  That's the lesson.

Sabbath Safari

The Serotta Forum Twits Are Fucking Vacuous

If you had a dog this stupid, you would shoot it.  It's like every day for these idiots is their first fucking day on the planet.  They know nothing and have nothing rattling around their empty heads.  This is the best that all the wealth and privilege in the world can do?  Trump/Biden 2020.  Jesus.  We're fucked.

Some Day, Anand Giridharadas Might Be Cool Enough To Be A Corn Cob...Some Day

Jesus, Anand Giridharadas should probably just sit quietly and diddle his little wiener because he's a fucking simpleton who can only aspire to being as pathetic as a fucking corn cob. Matt Christman finishes him off pretty easily.  Pissboys and boot-lickers will always be with us, smiling away like Anand Giridharadas.

'Hunters' Is A Fun Show, Not Great, But Mild Comedy Fun

Hunters is okay.  It's not a great show, and it is way too PG for the subject matter, but it has an overenthusiastic-high-school-dinner-theatre-production-of-a-Quentin Tarantino-fanfic-script type of charm working for it.  Hunters definitely could have been one of the fake trailers in Grindhouse, but no way would it have been as good as Machete or Hobo With A Shotgun.  The show is not exactly smart, and the characters are almost as dumb as the impossible ages of most of them for a show set in WWII and 1977.  The violence is also way too mild for a show about killing fucking Nazis, but the ten episodes are peppered with enough trolling to drive the actual Nazis in America in 2020 fucking nuts.  That's something.  Add in some generous scenery chewing and a shitload of maudlin ham-n-cheese that would even choke Paul Giamatti and you get a decent family fun cartoon about killing Nazis.  I look forward to sequel set in 2025 called Hunters: Occupation featuring the slaughter of Israeli war criminals by Palestinian hunters.

Liz The Snake Warren Is A Heinous Right-Wing Cunt Just Like Hillary Clinton

If nothing else, learn this fucking lesson: The Snake stayed in the race to help the racist right-wing establishment stop Sanders.  Warren is not a progressive, not a center-left ally.  She ran a spoiler campaign and is not to be trusted ever again.  Learn to recognize your mortal enemies and destroy them utterly and immediately.  If you don't stop vile cunts like Warren and Hillary Clinton and their minions, they will kill you, and your hope for progress will be lost for another generation.  Just like this year.  Learn the fucking lesson.  That's all you have left now.

Bernie Sanders Is A Boring, Anodyne Centrist Politician, While Joe Biden Is A Far-Right Reactionary Racist

Chris Hedges gets it, atmo.  But by now we know that Biden will in fact be the nominee because the Democratic Party panicked after Nevada and chose Biden.  Sanders is no radical.  In fact, he's probably not radical enough to break through.  Sanders' fealty to the Democratic Party in 2016 destroyed his chances for 2020.  The Democratic Party is a hard-right party that would do anything to stop anyone from the center or from the left.  The Democratic Party will fight to the death to stop universal health care, every other centrist policy, and any and all social progress.  Sanders was never going to win as a Democrat.  Learn these lessons.

Of Course The Bernie Bro Smear Was Always Horseshit, And Sanders Was A Yuge Fool For Giving An Inch On It

The Sanders campaign and the candidate himself should have pushed back against this shit immediately and never given any fucking credence to it.  Called out all the liars as liars.  This was a classic bad-faith attack, and Sanders fell for it.  One of the many reasons he lost.

Now That Michael Brooks Is Moving Off The Majority Report, The Show Is Not Nearly As Good

I assume Brooks is going to take Matt Lech with him when the Michael Brooks Show completely severs from Seder's show.  That's bad for Seder.  He's much better when he has a strong, coequal co-host to work with on the show.  Jamie Peck is not that person; Seder can't stand her and belittles her constantly.  Maybe Old Matt Binder needs a steady gig.

Quik N Dirty Drive-By Fisking Of Welfare Academia's Erik Loomis

Erik Loomis and all the other neolib establishment Dems gave us Trump.  And they'll happily gather round Biden knowing it means more Trump.  Anything to retard progress.  Welfare Academia and Obama fluffers hate anodyne centrists like Bernie Sanders more than they hate inane reactionary racists like Trump.

Michael Harriot Might Be The Dumbest Motherfucker On The Planet, Today

Very dumb brothers are as gross as teabaggers.  It's nice that a Tom like Harriot is a centrist black dude, which really means he is a hard-right reactionary who aligns his politics with the most virulent racists in the Republican and Democrat parties.  Nice.  That's some galaxy brain shit.  And the horrible old arch-conservative black folks in South Carolina are every bit as dumb as Harriot and every fucking Republican voter.  And plenty of those reactionary black folks in South Carolina probably could have benefited from a more equitable government in Washington, but they had to follow Jim Clyburn, one of the most corrupt pols in Congress, like stupid lambs to the inevitable slaughter.  Brilliant.  Toms gonna Tom.

Do You St-Stutter You Senile Old Racist Bastard?

Joe Biden Isn't St-St-Stuh-Stuttering

He's senile. And everyone knows it.  That's not what st-stuttering is.  Biden was much better on the stump even four years ago, but today his brain is moldy Swiss cheese.  He can't win any election that isn't rigged in his favor, so once the primary is over, so is Biden.  The racist conservative political and media establishment, like this cunt Nancy LeTourneau in Washington Monthly and the sex pest Ryan Lizza, all know it.  They also know there is no disinformation campaign about creepy Uncle Joe's brain worms, and they don't care.  To a man all those neolib shitbags are fine with Trump shredding Biden in November and winning 57 states as long as Sanders doesn't win.  That's the lesson.

Jesse Jackson Endoreses Bernie Sanders Today

Jesse Jackson Would Have Been A Better President Than Obama Or Anyone Else

If you were old enough to vote in 1988 and did not vote for Jesse Jackson, you are the fucking problem, not the teabaggers.  Ryan Grim might be too taken with The Snake, but he's right about Jackson.  The story of Jackson and Sanders is a warning that the United States in 2020 is indeed our fucking fault.  We had the chance to do better and instead had Bush, Clinton, Bush, Obama, and Trump, all vile right-wing monsters.  We did that.

Hey Limey

At Least That Vile Bastard Tebow Still Delivers Good News

Heh.  I wish jesus was real so he could shit on Tebow, too.

So, The Liz Lasses Who Destroyed The Snake's Campaign Were Toxic Morons, Too

Who fucking knew?  I'm shocked.  Well, not that shocked.  The scum floating around The Snake were as vile and reactionary as The Snake herself, along with every bit as incompetent.  None of this should come as any sort of surprise to anyone.  Destroying Warren's political career and defeating Biden in the general election should be the two things that make America greater again.

Jesus Christ, Sam Seder Is Killing His Brand With This Stupidity About The Snake Endorsing Sanders

Even Pak-Man sees the reality of what a gross neolib Liz The Snake Warren is.  Seder should be listening more to the people he has working for him and less to the shitbags who work for Chris Hayes.  Michael Tracey gets it for christ's sake.  Why can't Seder?

High Way Star

Ryan Grim Is An Especially Obtuse Warren Stan

Clearly he was dropped on his head repeatedly as a child. Or something.  Jesus.  Why can't people learn this fucking very simple lesson?  Liz The Snake Warren and the people like her are more dangerous enemies than Donald Trump and Mitch McConnell and every teabagger gargling the Nazis' racist balls.  Warren is a grotesque liar and risible conservative stooge.  She killed the Sanders campaign.  She stopped potential progress in this country for another generation.  She's not your friend and not your ally.  If you want any progress ever, you need to end her political career over this atrocity.  Get to work.

Mars Birb

The Snake's Campaign Was Built To Lose By Losers Including The Snake Herself

Sick of so much motherfucking winning.  Liz Warren seemed good until you looked at her, and then she turned into a gelatinous mass of rancid lizard shit.  Even worse than The Snaker herself were the shitbag neolibs and racist Hildos she had working for her.  They fucking couldn't even beat Joe Biden.  Sad.

Mars Red

Isra Hirsi Treats Former Candidate Liz Warren With Exactly As Much Respect As She Deserves Today

Heh.  Or maybe not.  The Snake is dead.

Will Menaker Learned The Warren Lesson

The Snake was in it to make sure Bernie Sanders lost.  (Yes, the Chapo crew understood this from the start, but.)  And she did that, so now she is out.  The Snake didn't do this for Biden; she did it for Obama and the people who made Obama a very rich man.  Warren is a hard-right conservative who follows orders, just like Obama.

Another Important Lesson For The Sanders Supporters: Liz Warren, People Like Her, And Their Supporters Are More Dangerous Enemies Than Republicans

The Snake and her class and her avid supporters are more dangerously insane and evil than any MAGAtard teabaggers could ever hope to be.  Never trust them.  They are enemies of progress.  Warren is a congenital liar and rock-ribbed Republican to this day.  The people who followed her are the most grotesque over-privileged white monsters in history.  They must be eradicated before any progress can be made.  Never vote for them, and never trust them.  Fight them to the death or you will fail again.  They will stand in the way of health care and prosperity and peace unless you destroy them.  The Snake has done everything she could in this race to ensure that Sanders would be defeated on Super Tuesday, and she was successful.  Don't believe her lies ever again, and don't believe the lies of the inherently conservative racist Democratic Party establishment.  They would rather lose than have you win.  Learn this lesson if you want to live.

Important Lesson For Sanders Supporters: Dems Are Your Enemy So Don't Vote For Biden In The General

Don't for any Dems unless they EXPLICITLY support the things you do.  If they cave on their support once in office, never vote for that person again.  This is not hard.  Do not consent to a government that does not support your wants and needs by voting for the lesser evil Dem.  Don't vote for any conservative, whether they are Dem or GOP.  Ralph Nader tried to teach America this lesson 20 years ago.  Learn it now if you want to live.

The Sanders Campaign Had No Answer, And Now It Is Over

Minnesota tells the tale.  NC and Virginia were bad, and Maine and Massachusetts will be pure humiliation for Sanders, but the Sanders campaign had no infrastructure to strike during the week after Nevada and win the whole thing.  Whatever the answer they needed, they clearly had never even asked the question.  Sanders claimed to know he was running against the conservative Democratic establishment but had no idea what that would really mean.

Remember when Sanders disavowed Zephyr Teachout over Joe Biden's corruption.  That was a failure, and now we see it was a fatal one.  Apparently Sanders and his campaign both were waiting for Biden to die on his own when they should have been dismembering him in public and reveling in his suffering.  But Bernie Sanders has never been serious enough to win.  Now everyone can see that tonight even if you couldn't see it before.

Here's you lesson: you can't beat the conservative establishment from inside the conservative establishment.  Never vote for conservatives.  Never vote for Dems.

Bernie Got Slaughtered In Virginia And North Carolina, Both States He Was Winning Last Week

Sanders just didn't lose in Virginia and South Carolina.  He got murdered.  It wasn't close.  Called the second the polls closed.  Sanders was winning both last week.  Biden is going to deliver the death blow to Sanders tonight.

The Democratic Party Fought Harder To Stop Bernie Sanders Than They Did To Stop Trump Or Bush Or Reagan

And they won!

Have you learned your lesson yet?

The Dems could have stopped President Trump.  They could have stopped President Bush.  They could have stopped President Reagan from advancing their GOP agenda.

But they didn't.

Because they agree with that Republican agenda.

Bernie Sanders is no leftist, no radical.  He is a boring centrist with a very anodyne centrist political agenda.

But stopping the centrist movement for health care and justice and fairness and prosperity for all was more important than opposing the hard-right racist Republicans.

The Democrats are a reactionary racist conservative party.

They are exactly the same as the GOP in every way that matters.

Learn the lesson: never vote for Dems.  Never vote for any conservative.  Democrats are the enemy, worse than the GOP.

Never vote at all unless there is a candidate who supports the things you want out of your government.

If there is a candidate who supports your positions, vote for them.  Otherwise, withhold your consent.  Do not donate or volunteer or anything unless the candidate is worthy.

If there are no worthy candidates, become one.  Join with others who are worthy.  That's the only way.

Will you learn that lesson?

Magic 8-ball says no.

Two Hours Until The End For Sanders And His Supporters

Sanders is getting rinsed today.  Maybe four or five states is all he will win.  If election day was Super Thursday this week, Sanders would have lost Californian, too.  As it is, CA will be within five points.  Biden may very well have the delegate lead after tonight, a lead he will never lose.  The Sanders campaign was very good until it wasn't, and then it failed spectacularly under the first bit of pushback.  Sad.  I hope all the Bernie supporters learned their lesson.  Ralph Nader tried to teach it to your parents 20 years ago after the atrocity of the racist conservative Bill Clinton's presidency.  But no, nobody wanted to hear it.  After 2016, you should have learned that fucking very important lesson, too.  When Sanders didn't run as an independent in 2016, that was all anyone should have needed to know.  But no again.  By this July, AOC will be indistinguishable from Nancy Pelosi or Ivanka Trump.  Both parties are rabid reactionary right-wing parties.  Will you learn that today?  Chances are you will not.  And so it goes.

Hype, Man

PE Knows

Time Lee

Just As Fun As Hitler's Suicide, Chris Matthews Quits MSDNC

Sayonara, motherfucker!  This is turning out to be pretty fucking awesome day.  Reactionary lunatic Chris Matthews gets run out off the tee vee, the loser weasels line up behind senile old Creepy Uncle Joe.  What's next?  Warren gets fired into the sun?  Bernie has to be feeling pretty fucking stoked about how all this shit is playing out for him.  Can he get it done tomorrow?

Don't Worry About Delegate Margins And 15% Viability: If Bernie Doesn't Get His Vote Out Tomorrow, He Is Done

Way too many people worrying about the anti-Bernie consolidation today, and way too many people bitching about what the campaign failed to do after Nevada.

None of it matters.

If the Sanders campaign cannot turn out the vote for Bernie tomorrow in all the Super Tuesday states, he will lose the primary and would have lost to Trump.

This is the test, and it is the only test that matters.  Turn out the votes and win big, or you are done.

Ace it or face it.

The exact numbers won't matter at this point, as it is all about narrative.

And that narrative absolutely needs to be: turnout, up; margins with Hispandex, up; AAs, up; every other demo, up.  Show everyone that you are doing what you said you would do.  This is your one and only test, cuz, frankly, you didn't really do well in Iowa, NH, or SC.  

If Bernie cannot vanquish Biden, or a combination of Biden, The Snake, and Bloomberg, then the sad fact is that for all the wants and wishes and hard work and money, Bernie's people are never going to vote for him in sufficient numbers.

Beating an incumbent president is hard, even one as hated and gross and insane as Trump.  If Bernie gets tripped up because a couple of vile neolib shitbags drop out of the race, he wasn't ever going to beat Trump.

Ace it or face it.

What Booty-gig and the Klobmonster did will have no effect on whether the Sanders campaign wins or loses.

The only thing that matters is if the Sanders campaign can get all those Bernie voters to actually vote.

Ace it or face it tomorrow.

The Klobmonster Is Out! More Excellent News For Bernie!

Primary that bitch Klobuchar! Beware of flying Swinglines!  Now the entire world knows what a horrible monster Amy Klobuchar is.  Now is the time to engineer the end of the Klobmonster's political career.

This is more good news for Bernie.  (The Klobmonster endorsing Biden is the best possible news Bernie has gotten in weeks.)  All the folks talking about viability versus non-viability are so wrong.  The key for Bernie is to eliminate all the rest of the field, denying the Dem establishment options for when Biden gets destroyed.  Or has a stroke.  The pool, the pond.  The sooner it is Bernie vs. one other, be it Biden or Bloomberg, the sooner Bernie is the nominee.  This is the key.  Klobmonster bailing out is an excellent development, not only because it delivers another state to Bernie.  If Bernie needs the big field to win, he's not winning anything.  

Everything is coming up Bernie.

Welfare Check On The Dog

OK, Dana Houle Is The Most Demented Liz Lass Left On The Planet

Jesus frakking christ, the original Daily Kos krew were all fucking right-wing ass clowns.  Dana Houle is officially more retarded than either of the Atkins brothers or Emma Vigeland or any racist KHive lunatic.  Houle apparently thinks the frontrunner is under-performing in a year when The Snake can't even finish ahead of Booty-gig, but somehow she wouldn't get obliterated by Trump.  That's some insane racist neolib big brain genius there.  Warren isn't winning shit this year.  Anyone supporting her is voting for Trump and the racist conservative agenda and voting against any and all progressive policies.  Better yet, Warren might quite possibly never win another election after getting humiliated in this primary contest.  That would fucking rule.  The Snake is one of the least popular senators.  She is a racist fucking liar.  She's a fucking Republican for christ's sake.  And Dana Houle is a deranged racist neolib Liz Lass asshole.  Fuck him.

$46.5 Million Gives The Bernie Sanders Campaign A Reason To Be Confident Going Into Super Tuesday

$46.5m is an unprecedented haul.  The Sanders campaign has had most of this money for most of the month, so they have been using it to mobilize and win in the ST states.  That's a good thing, and maybe it changes the math regarding any Biden bounce after SC.  Bernie has the ability to raise money unlike any candidate ever.  Is that enough?  Has the campaign used it properly?  36 hours will tell. 

That Little Greasy Fascist Rat Bastard Mayo Pete Booty-Gig Is Sick Of All That Fucking Winning

Nice.  Bye bitch.  What an awful human being Booty-gig is.  That nasty little fascist creep can fuck the fuck off for fucking ever.  And Bernie is the second choice for the assholes who supported that rat-faced little fucker Booty-gig.  Good.  This will be a big help to Bernie on Tuesday and going forward.

Bugfuck Lunatic Liz Lasses Like David Atkins Are As Awful As The Snake Herself

Liz Lasses are nastier than MAGAtards.  Dumber, too.  These fucking Liz Lasses are Hildos, are PUMAs, are neolib racist conservative shitheads.  Worse than fucking Republicans.  At least Republicans are honest about their racist hatred and insanity.

Will Bernie Win Texas, Or Will Biden Bounce To Victory?

Bernie pulling out a 10 point win over Biden in Texas would go a long way to putting Biden in his grave once and for all.  But if Biden gets a bounce and closes that gap, well, Bernie had better spend two weeks figuring out how to beat Biden in Florida, cuz Bernie is fucked.

Glenn Greenwald Is Pretty Sanguine About Super Tuesday

Greenwald is confident. Is he right?  Will Bernie romp on Tuesday and break the back of the opposition?  If that happens, it will not be because of anything the Sanders campaign does in the two days.  And if the campaign is not delivered to Bernie on Tuesday, there will be too much time left for the anti-Bernie movement to steal it from him.  That's too difficult for any campaign.  If Greenwald is correct and Bernie destroys everyone on Tuesday, his campaign will have  a very short window of time to crush Biden once and for all.  That would be great.  But I don't think it is as likely as Greenwald does.  We will see what the polling looks like Sunday, Monday, and Tuesday.

And Tom Steyer Is Fucking Sick Of All That Winning

Fuck off.  Steyer was/is a scumbag.  If Steyer wants to burn money, there are useful ways to do so.  Otherwise, he chomp an entire bag of dicks.

Warren Is A Fucking Snake

Warren sucks.  She is not your friend.  The Snake is running strictly to make sure that Bernie Sanders' agenda never gets a chance.  Any chance.  She's not a progressive, and she's not an ally.  Warren was a fucking Republican until recently.  She's a conservative.  She's a  grotesque pathological liar.  She's a racist.  She's a snake.  Fuck her.