Bee Fifty 2s

Attn Baggers: Meatball Ron Must Be Your Only Teacher In Every School

Only Meatball Ron can teach your bagger kids.

No math, no literature, no science, no nothing but freedumb and jesus.

Meatball Ron wants to touch all your children.

Pro Tip: By Any Metric, Texas Is As Dumb Or Dumber Than Florida Seven Days A Week

The United States Is A Wonderful Place Thanks To Jesus, The 2nd Amendment & FreeDUMB

Gods, guns and guts keep us safe from the hippies.

What a grand and glorious land this is, full of geniuses and saints and only the best people.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Eighth Grade Girls Cannot Get Enough Youth Pastor Action

Fuck Harry Styles.  Fuck Olivia Roderigo.  All the little girls want to hop on their youth pastor.

Or Meatball Ron.

14 seems about right for a 30 year old Kraut jesus guy and/or future Floridaman governor.

Frankly, I blame the children.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

All Baggers, Republicans, Libertarians, Proud Boys, And All Other Reactionary Freaks Are Encouraged To Move To Florida Immediately!

The Keys are calling you vile dumb bastards!

Move to Florida now!

Conservatism is a mental defect.

You deserve Florida.

Florida deserves you.

1/2 Champion Japaneez

The USA Is An Awful Place To Live For So Many Reasons

Every Patriotic Conservative In Amerikkka Should Live Near The Train Tracks To Make Amerikkka Greater Again!

Choo choo go boom for Trump!

Trust the Plan!

Conservatism is all about freedumb!

Don't let those tranny queers taint our trains!

Praise be!

Every Conservative In The Country Should Live Near Train Tracks To Make America Greater Again

Choo choo go boom for Trump!

Trust the Plan!

Conservatism is all about freedumb!

Don't let those t r annie kweeerz taint our trains!

Praise be!

Lorry Stroad

See what I did there? Lorry. Strode. Laurie Stroad. Halloween? Laurie Strode? Lorry Stroad?

White Christian People Are The Saddest Nitwits In The Solar System

Delete the whyte.

It's time.

Christ.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Jesus is not real.

"Christian" colleges should be eliminated once and for all. 

No religious schools in a civilized society.

Baggers are dumber than dog shit.

Way Too Much Fluffing Of Jimmy Carter Going On Right Now

Carter was a shitty president.

Not for the ways the baggers and Dems think, but because he blocked the push for national universal health care and expanded military spending and legitimized the conservative christian political bowel movement in American national elections.

Obama gave us Trump because Obama was an atrocious failure.

Clinton gave us Bush because Clinton was a shitty, hard-right conservative Dem.

Carter gave us Reagan because Carter was a reactionary loser.

When You Know Your Kid Is Growin' Up A Republican

Sad.

Conservatism is a well-documented clinical mental defect.

Baggers are dumber than dog shit.

Quick As Martin Zero

Christ, this version is so fucking good.

Attn Republicans: COVID Is A Hoax & Perfectly Harmless, So Keep Catching It!

Less trouble than the common cold!

Less deadly than the flu!

COVID only kills trannies and gheys and communists and demonrats, so don't worry.

Get infected again and again and again and again!

Praise be!

TWIV: Jimjam Is Dumber Than Any Trump Son

Make Sure You Get Your Kids ALL Their Shots--UNLESS You Vote Republican

GOP voters should skip all vaccinations, including their kids and any sick or old people in their families.

Libertarians, Proud Boys, Nazis, conservatives, baggers, racists, bigots, TERFs, MAGA CHUDS, all y'all should skip every vax.

Wouldn't want to take a chance!

Don't risk it!

Under his eye.

Americans Are The Stupidest And Most Propagandized People In The Known Universe--So Fukkin' Dumb

Health Care Workers In Every Bagger State Should Refuse All Vaccines

Vaccines are for trannies.

For gay soros jews.

Vaccines hate freedumb and the troops and white people.

Vaccines love CRT and BLM.

Vaccines are unamerikkkan.

Just say no to vaccines in every GOP-led state.

Ded baggers make America greater again.

Steel Panther: Holy Shit These Guys Are Older Than Their One Joke

Brandon Should Sign An Executive Order Giving Every Registered GOP Voter A Brand New Tesla

Tesla: THE car for conservatives.

Every racist bagger should drive a Tesla for the rest of their lives!

Boxkarzwilly

Black Folks With Guns In Public Will Be The End Of The Inane Misrepresentation Of The 2nd Amendment And Guns In Our Society--And That's The Best Possible Outcome

The Black NRA will be the end of all the racist assholes and all the guns wrecking all our lives.

Black folks will be save us from the guntard assholes.

Once those people start being gun nuts and guntards it will be lights out for all the gun nuts and guntards no matter the color.

Praise be!

Thanks, Trump!

Pro Tip: The New York Times Is Not Simply Evil When It Comes To Coverage Of Trans People

They are more than simply evil.

About everything.

The Times is part of the bowel movement conservatism destroying our society.

Remember Alex Berenson was used to work there.

Now Bret The Bedbug Stephens is there, along with Pamela Paul.

And so many other vile conservative dimwits.

Don't pay for that fucking paper.

Jesus.

This Is Good News: That Band Live Has Always Sucked Major Ass

The world's dumbest band name ever.

And execrable music.

Just fucking wretched.

So, let's hope they are never heard from again.

This is a heartwarming story of bad people suffering because they are gross and stupid bagger assholes who suck dog dick and made so much bad music.

That will help make America greater again.

Thanks, Trump.

So Fee!

Sophie's Drumz

The Brilliant Hero Donald J Trump Ended Nikki Haley's Campaign Already

Trump appointed her to a useless post to put a good man in the governor's mansion in SC.

Heh, indeedy.

Fucking brilliant deboning of that shovel-faced Haley with almost no exertion required.

That wonderful Trump is the hero we need AND deserve.

Thanks, Obama.

It's Hard To Believe That Jonathan Chait Apparently Has Been A Vile Reactionary Dimwit All Along!

This is news you can use!

How could all the good people have failed to notice this before.

Wait...wut?

Every Doctor Should Leave Every Bagger State Permanently

Conservatives have no right to health care, so conservatives should have no access to health care, either.

Fuck baggers.

Let them die.

Any and all doctors should refuse to practice in any state with Republican government.

Start making America greater again by watching baggers die.

Tine Toon

Why Does The Ultra Conservative Jimmy Dore Hate These Sorts Of Fellas So Much, I Wonder?

Ann Coulter Is As Brilliant As She Is Lovely

What a lady.

What a woman.

Ann Coulter is the whole fukkin' package.

Why the long face, Ann?

Jesse Singal Has A Bit Of A Self-Hating Problem, Clearly

I mean, gaydar is going off all over the sector, has been for quite a while, my dude.

Gay Vulcans can hear this guy screaming in his closet.

Sad.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Being gay is fine.

The Bush Cheney People Are So Happy The Obama Administration Was So Obscenely Awful

Makes them look not so bad, maybe.

Obama was the worst President in American history.

Bush was third, after Reagan.

The Best News Ever: Racist Bagger Ded

White racist coward kills self!  Praise be!  

Every day a racist bagger assholes offs themself is a good day.  Moar!

Thanks, Obama!

Nice White Republican Ladies Are The Smartest People On Earth

No wonder they love Trump.

They are wicked smart.

Sad.

Thanks, Obama.

Donald J Trump Is A Giant American Conservative Intellectual And Supreme GOP Leader, Making America Greater Again

Very stable genius does not go far enough!

What a brain!

What a man!

Trump! Trump!  TRUMP!!

Thanks, Obama.

Take Ya

The Ramones, 1982

Twas fucked up indeed.

If you were born in 1978, chances are you did not attend the US Festival to watch The Ramones play. 

That cherry burst P bass, tho...

QAnon Is Still A Thing For The Free RePubic Baggers

These are the saddest motherfuckers in the known universe.

Qtards are dumber than libertarians.

There.

I said it.

It Seems Highly Unlikely That Entertainment Tonite Superfan Lil Jimmy Surowiecki Was Right About Anything

Jesus.

Things must be getting really fucking shit out there...

Pro Tip: Conservatives Are Too Stupid To Know That They're Wrong About Everything

What baggers call common sense, intelligent people call screaming fucktardery, insanity, racism, bigotry.

This Limey bitch Allison Pearson is a typical conservative nitwit: too dumb to know she's dumber than dogshit.

Sad.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Berrr-grrrrr

How Could Any Able-Minded White American Christian Believe That Ron DeSantis Groomed Teenage Girls For Sex?

When every indication from your jesus-loving eyes screams that Ron DeSanctimonious is all about the little boys.

There's no way Meatball Ron would be trying to hop on teenage girls.

That's not how he plays ball.

Balls.

19 8 2

TWIV: Jimmy Dore Is Dumb AF

Pat Tillman Was No Bagger Hero

Poor stupid bastard made a deadly mistake, but he was no bagger hero.

The American empire is evil even if you are a football player.

Fetterman Will Not Be Much Of A Senator, But He's A Tough Bastard

Dems suck, even if they're nine feet tall.

But Fetterman has shown he's a true beast of a man.

Thanks, Doc.

Presh Us

We Must Never Forget What Vile, Screaming Morons And Liars Jimmy Dore And His Pissboys Have Been All Along

Never forget, never forgive.

The worst people who ever lived.

Dore is too stupid to be of use to anyone.

If you promulgate bagger lies as truth, you are a reactionary bagger cokksukker.

Fukk them all in the skull holes forever.

From The Dumber Than Dogshit Files: Vaccine Killin' People! FreeDUMB!!

The vax suddenly ded'd him.

For realz!

Cuz bagging.

On this planet, it was a tragic suicide, but baggers are dumber than dog shit.

Whose job is it gonna be to explain to baggers how blood clots work, what happens to blood after you die, AND how blood clots from 2017 were caused by COVID vaccines?

This is prob a job for Jaxon Tinkles or Max Blumenthal.

Conservatism truly is a mental defect.

Stupid Liberal New York Times, Hirin' Conservative Halfwits And Being GOP Stenographers And Shit

Librul media!

Never reporting on the stuff nice white christian people like or anything.

Sad.

Thanks, Obama.

Rapey Uncle Joe Has Done More To Aid The Blessed Holy Bagger Remover Than Trump Could Even Imagine

All hail Brandon's failure!

Thank the gods that we have the brave patriotic bagger remover to ded suddenly hundreds of baggers every day.

Under his eye.

Flanders World

As Long As You Are Not A Conservative Of Any Sort, Get Paxlovid If You Catch COVID

Q: Are All Baggers Dumber Than Dogshit? A: Anna Paulina Luna

For all the conservatives, the answer is yes.

Yes.

All baggers are dumber than dog shit.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Who's Gonna Try And Explain To Glenn Greenwald And Jimmy Dore That James O'Keefe Is Not A Reliable Source?

The TRUTH FILES.

True facts about stuff to own the libs!

Vaccines!

Governments!

TRUTHS!

Shocking News Of The Day: Awful, Talentless People Create Awful, Unwatchable Star Trek

If only there was some pattern we could have recognized.

Dumb hacks make garbage.

Who knew? 

Smart people would have learned their lesson after they let dumb hacks run wild making Nemesis.

But, no, then there was the worst, and most embarrassingly stupid, Star Trek show ever, Discovery.

Sad.

Does this mean that Red Letter Media will not be reviewing this season of Picard with Mike and Rich Evans?

Peelin' Furs

Pro Tip: There's No Such Thing As A Good Cop

Every cop is a criminal.

You cannot trust a cop.

Police are your enemies.

Police are the enemies of freedom, too.

Fuck the police.

Abolish the police.

All cops are bastards.

The 1312 Project.

Remember When AOC Coulda Removed Pelosi Permanently?

Fun times.

Even if that was all they accomplished, getting Pelosi out of Congress in the most humiliating way possible, it would have been a yuge boon for progress in American society.

Pelosi is a vile hard-right reactionary cunt.

And Alexandria Occasional Cortex had the chance to take out and failed because her own career was more important than progress.

Thanks, Obama.

That Very Scary Weather Balloon Was Here To Listen To Our WiFi And Taint Our Precious Bodily Fluids!

If you can't trust the State Department, well, who can you trust?

That damn chinamen and the communist party and insidious invisible spy balloons spying on us.

Thanks, Obama.

New Joy FADS

If You Believe In The Chinese Spy Balloon, You Are Dumb Enough To Believe In Jesus, Too

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Baggers are dumber than dog shit, and Marco Rubio is their best princess.

Americans are the dumbest and most propagandized people on the planet.

Sad.

Thanks, Chairman Mao.

Not Breaking News: NBC Hires Reactionary Hacks Like Dasha Burns To Aid The GOP

There was never a liberal media.

But baggers are dumber than dog shit, so...

Trump Is Nearly Finished Destroying The GOP--Can The Biggest Failure In American History Finish The Job?

Trump has failed at everything in life except skull-fucking the GOP, but can he kill them once and for all?

Pat Buchanan couldn't do it.

Hell, even the inbred Bush losers didn't manage it, but Trump is so close?

Can Donald Trump finally succeed at something?

Way Too Many People Were Doing Their Best Sucking Of Rapey Uncle Joe's Dick After His SOTU

Shouldn't these assholes know better?

Never, ever vote for Dems.

Christ.

Remember When Obama Did Everything In His Power To Make Sure Sanders Would Never Get The Dem Nomination In 2020?

One big reason was to keep prescription drug prices high.

Obama serves evil.

Obama is a vile piece of human filth.

Never, ever vote for Dems.

The Psychedelic Furs Dividing The Martin Hannett Joy

The Beautiful Brave Patriotic Bagger Remover Loves Making Baggers Suddenly Ded

And making America greater again!

We need to love jesus more because jesus made baggers so fucking dumb that the blessed holy bagger remover has been suddenly deding them for years now, making life better for all decent, sane, and reasonably intelligent America patriots.

Praise be!

Thanks, Trump.

Gee, That Train Crash In Ohio Seems Like A Problem

Sucks for Ohio.

Hope no non-GOP voters have to breath that shit in.

I wonder which state of bagger capitalism this is?

This is usually a Texas sorta occurrence...

Clearly, Roger Waters Was The Brains Of Pink Floyd

David Gilmour, not so much, girls.

This has been apparent since Syd Barrett left the band. 

David Gilmour's wife seems like a right cunt as well.

Remastered Lu Edmonds New Wave Haircut With Shriekback

Baggers Are Dumber Than Dog Shit: Bethany Hamilton Edition

TERFs are more disgusting than rancid anal discharge.

From a syphilitic monkey.

Bethany Hamilton needs less jesus and sharks and more brains and arms in her life.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Even Yet Still More Not Breaking News: Jonathan Chait Is A Drooling Reactionary Halfwit!

Shocking, shocking news about Chait.

Nobody could possibly have known.

Sad.

Just terrible.

Such a surprise.

James Clyburn Is Fucking Corrupt That Even Fox 'News' Noticed

Now that's sleazy!

When even the inbred bagger simps at Fox "News" notice you are a fucking scumbag, well, you're a scumbag.

Never, ever vote for Dems.

Thanks, Brandon!

TWIV: Jimmy Dore Is Very Smart And Nice

The Only Truth In The Universe: Conservatives Are Always Wrong About Everything

Tarren Bragdon and Hayden Dublois are two of the dumbest motherfuckers alive.

Conservatism truly is a mental defect.

Baggers are dumber than dog shit.

Reactionaries are not capable of contributing to the advancement of a civilized society.

Trump Is A Yuge All-American Loser With A Tiny Misshapen Orange Dick

Looooooser!

Donald Trump is the world's worst businessman and world's saddest beta cuck.

Nobody likes that fat old orange dotard.

Not even the fucking Koch brothers and their Koch suckers.

Sad.

Thanks, Brandon.

Brandon's Balloon Is Bringing COVID23 To America

Thanks, Rapey Uncle Joe.

That balloon is prob makin' all the kids and frogs gay, too.

Sad.

Thanks, Obama.

Attention Conservatives: Paxlovid Does Not Work On You

Def don't take Paxlovid if you're a bagger, libertarian, TERF, Proud Boy, MAGA CHUD, GOP voter, racist, gun owner, home schooler, or flat Earther.

Paxlovid is not for you.

The beautiful brave patriotic bagger remover is what you need.

Thanks, Trump!

Steve Jr.

To Help Glenn Greenwald And Tucker Carlson Own The Libs, Jimmy Jimjam Dore Def Believes This Is All A Hoax

More Baggers Suddenly Ded Makes America Greater Again

Discourage any and all baggers from getting vaccines or medical intervention of any sort.

If we love jesus enough, all the baggers will be ded and America will be so much greater again.

Conservatism is a mental defect.

The blessed holy bagger remover is miracle for the heavens.

Under his eye!

As Impossible As It Sounds, The British Labor Party Sucks AND Blows Way More Dog Dick Than The Dems In The USA

Fucking vile people like Starmer and Brandon all around.

Conservatism truly is a mental defect.

Those Limey cokksukkers are no better than Rapey Uncle Joe stans.

John Fetterman: Team Player, Dem Fav

Bob Fucking Casey knows Fetterman is the key to his reelection.  

Fetterman is gonna be the best Dem he can be, and the Dems will be happy to have him if he delivers voters and victories.

Thanks, Trump!

Iron-ee

Nobody Tell Creepy Old Mike Pence That Not A Single Fucking Person Is Going To Vote For Him In 2024

It's gonna be so much fun watching him eat shit.

So stupid, so gross, so nasty, Pence will get fewer votes than there are eligible voters in his immediate family.

Praise be!

Thanks, Trump.

Elron Musk Is Making His Best Case That He Is Truly Dumber Than Erik Trump

And anyone who buys a Tesla is an even bigger asshole than that!

Conservatism is a mental defect.

House Dems Are Way Dumber Than House Baggers

Nothing more pathetic than a Dem.

They suck ass.

Never, ever vote for Dems.

At least the GOP has the excuse of not knowing what socialism is...

Smurphy Bed

Trump's No Rich Guy--He's Just Another Beta Cuck Loser Living Off Daddy's Fortune

Trump hasn't made a dime in his life--everything he has done with his financial life and "career" has been a net loser.

Trump is a yuge loser.

Nothing but a beta cuck incel boy who had to marry Eurotrash whores Ivana and Malaria because no American women would have him.

When it comes to chicks, he's like a taller Tim Pool.

Heh, indeedy.

Sad.

Thanks, Obama.

Also Not Breaking News: Mayo Pete Booty-Gig Is An Incompetent And Fatuous Reactionary Clown

Never, ever vote for Dems.

Mayo Pete sux.

Never.

Ever.

Absolutely Not Breaking Fucking News: Conservatism Is Incompatible With Eductation, Scholarship, And Intelligence

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Baggers are dumber than dog shit.

You can't run a school with conservatives in it.

They shit on everything.

Conservatives are always wrong.

And nasty.

Remove the conservatives and make America greater again.

One, Million, Kisses, Four

Rev. Alta Burnett Is Here To Remind You That Baggers Are Dumber Than Dog Shit

Conservatism is a mental defect.

Even Pete Townshend would agree.

Teen. Age. Waste. Land.

Thanks, Tommy.

Minnesota Is Way Better Than Texas Or Florida

It's nice to see some good things happen when Dems tell baggers to suck dog dick.

Abortion is freedom.

Under his eye.

The Beautiful Brave Patriotic Bagger Remover Is The Greatest Miracle In Human History

If you're an atheist or faggot or something and don't believe in jesus, well, your fucking proof is right there: the blessed holy bagger remover.

Such ignorance and suffering brought to you by the gods' love, killing conservatives for fun AND to make America greater again.

Praise be!

Thanks, Trump.