Sunday, March 12, 2023
I Doubt Janet Yellen Has The Brains Or Guts To Not Bail Out The Randian Crybabies In Silicon Valley
Elron Musk Fit Right In With Silicon Valley Because Most Or All Of Them Are As Dumb As He Is
Alexander Torrenegra sounds like a real special boy.
Jesus frakking christ on melba toast, these assholes are dumber than dog shit.
As always, conservatism is a mental defect.
Peter Thiel and Elron Musk and Alexander Torrenegra and all the rest are fucking retards.
Master of a truly dumb universe.
Eat shit.
Thanks, Al Gore.
Saturday, March 11, 2023
Sad News To Report: Kimberly Gilfoyle Newsom Scaramucci Trump Is Still A Yuge Slut
Kim shoulda been fired for being too ugly for tee vee.
But I guess Trump men always have to settle for the ugliest girls, the most desperate skanks, used-up Eurotrash whores, and other poxy slatterns.
Sad.
Thanks, Gavin.
You Will Be Sad To Learn TeeVee's Jim Cramer Is Another Of Those Dumb Guys From Harvard
If only there were some pattern we could recognize.
Probably shouldn't be paying any attention at all to infotainment pissboys on CNBC.
Never Forget That Nicole Russell And Every Bagger, Every Grifter, Every Jimmy Dore Stan Got COVID Completely Wrong
Sure, Nicole Russell is just some brainless bagger bitch, but plenty of people who should know better were just as wrong and millions of people around the world died because of it.
COVID deniers, anti-vax lunatics, they're history's biggest losers.
Never, ever forget it.
New Evidence Shows That Baggers Are Screeching Unhinged Morons
As long as you don't take the last 60+ years of Republican politics into account.
Thanks, Obama.
Friday, March 10, 2023
If Y'All's Name Is Markwayne, Your Mom & Dad Were Brother & Sister
That is some inbred trailer trash right there, Senator Markwayne Mullin.
Jfc, Oklahoma is a fucking bagger shithole.
Conservatism is a mental defect.
Nobody's Gonna Believe Those Reactionary Freaks At The BBC Would Lie About...
The Limeys at the big blakk cokk channel are right-wing lunatics?
If only we had known before this...
Watching TERF Scum Like Kathleen Stock Eat Shit Is One Of Life's True Pleasures
Fukk these transphobe bigots and reactionary scumbags now and forever, amen.
TERFs are lower than pond scum.
Lower than baggers.
Lower than racists.
Lower, even, than fucking libertarians.
Shabby bigots have no place in polite society, and Kathleen Stock sucks harder than even Kimberly Gilfoyle Newsom Scarramucci Trump.
Conservatism is a mental defect.
Fuck them.
Thursday, March 9, 2023
Pretty Upbeat Story On Fetterman's Recovery From The New York Times
Not that Fetterman was all that difficult to tempt, but still.
The establishment loves a winner.
People Dumb Enough To Vote For Dems Get Everything They Deserve
Dems are GOP cucks, but sweet jesus they love it as much as their voters do.
Conservatism is a mental defect.
And the establishment Dems are about as far right as you can be these days...
The COVID Lab Leak Nonsense Is Nothing More Than Something Else About Which Jimmy Dore And Other Reactionary Assholes Can Be Grotesquely Wrong
Conservatism is a mental defect.
The lab leak story is horseshit, but conservatives like Dore love this kind of nonsense because it makes them feel special.
Science has an inherent bias against right-wing lies and dumb fucking grifters.
Which is probably why the boy-loving creeps at National Review are on the case.
The only thing those poor dumb bastards know about science they learned while they were naked with Bill Buckley on his boat.
Sad.
Thanks, Trump.
Great News About Bitch McConnell, But It Could Get So Much Better
At least we can hope for permanent injury.
That lazy bastard jesus can do that much, right?
Wednesday, March 8, 2023
Walkable, Livable, Sustainable 15-Minute Cities: Conservatism Is Incompatible With Progress
Conservatives are always wrong.
Baggers are dumber than dog shit.
Conservatism is a mental defect.
If conservatives oppose something, it is surely the best thing possible.
Cars are a curse on civilization and cities in particular, but never expect a conservative to understand that simple, obvious fact. The reactionary mind is incapable of understanding anything important.
Automobiles are antithetical to liberty across the world.
Eliminate the conservatives and make America and the world greater again.
Pick Me Boy Gavin Newsom Does Something Right, Tho
The former Kimberly Gilfoyle Newsom Scaramucci Trump enjoyer is correct here: Fukk Wall Greens.
This is how you are supposed to do this shit.
Simple politics.
Make yourself look good while you hurt the bad guys.
Weird how Dems hardly ever do this sorta thing.
Who's Gonna Tell 'Em That American University Is Not An Elite Institution
Sorry, but American is not exactly top of the heap by anyone's measure.
I can understand why someone would not like going there, but none of is because it's too good.
Certainly by selectivity and test scores, Emanuel is no better or worse, just not in DC, which is all AU has going for it, while Emanuel is in Boston, but really low on the food chain.
White people just fucking suck.
Thanks, Obama.
Tuesday, March 7, 2023
Q: Why Are The Most Risible Simpletons Like Vivek Ramaswamy Almost Always Harvard Guys? A: Harvard
Nothing dumber than a rich kid at Harvard.
Nothing dumber than a kid at Harvard.
Nothing dumber than a stunt admit at Harvard.
Pro tip: most Harvard admits are stunts.
People say Harvard is hard mostly because those people are like most of the people at Harvard: not too bright.
Mayo Pete Booty-Gig might as well be Vivek Ramaswamy's fucking brother.
Hard To Believe Cal Didn't Treat The Human Remains Used In Anthropology Classes As Anything More Than Teaching Tools
College, amirite.
The University of California did what universities have always done, and it is a bit silly to think that such institutions would be overly sensitive to the feelings of groups who were not associated with said institutions.
Times change.
Cal and a buncha other places dug up plenty of places without regard for who they were digging or where they were digging.
Times.
Change.
Scholarship, tho, science, research, knowledge, all that shit, still important.
Monday, March 6, 2023
Note: If There Are People Commuting Five Hours A Day, That Is A Failed Society
Every day is a little dumber than the day before.
The arc of the universe is long, but it bends to darkness, cold, and deth.
If some dumb fucks are commuting 3, 4, 5 hours a day, then you and everyone who has ever lived are all dismal failures in so many important ways: a society that is the embodiment of too stupid to live.
Thanks, Obama.
Shoegaze Ain't Ded, Either, Bub
Change yer name, it's all the same.
Cool music, tho.
So much cool music out there you will never even hear...
If Your Nation Has A Death Penalty, You're Doing Civilization Wrong
State sanctioned murder is a pretty clear case of uncivilized behavior.
And that's before you consider that the majority of the executed people were clearly innocent or wrongly convicted.
That ain't just-us, folks, and it sure ain't anything like bodily autonomy.
Conservatism is a mental defect.
Sunday, March 5, 2023
Good For The Kids At CoCo
No place for racist reactionaries in any school.
The doormat of the Nescafe league has some life in it!
If Your Adult Kid Is A Bagger, Disown Them--You've Failed As A Parent, But They Are Vile And Unworthy Of Your Attention
Baggerism is the most shameful and disgusting thing a human can embrace.
No conservatives can be a part of any decent family.
Eradicate conservatism.
Under his eye.
It's Crazy To Think That A Racist Right-Wing Fascist Poltical Party Like The GOP Would Embrace Genocide...Wait, Wut?
Mike Lee is most likely too stupid to understand what libel is, tho.
Or slander.
Or genocide.
But the conservative movement has always been eliminationist at it's core, so this is not really anything new.
Zoe Strimpel Would Like To Remind You That She, Like Every Vile Reactionary TERF, Is Dumber Than Dogshit
Conservatism is a mental defect.
The poor dumb bitch doesn't know what "science" or "woke" even mean.
Limeys are already lower than pond scum, but Zoe Strimpel is somehow even more debased than most.
And Tories are just grotesque imbeciles.
Sad.
Thanks, Boris.
Saturday, March 4, 2023
Trans Kids? Yes. Shabby Bigots? Nah.
Trans kids, and trans folks in general, are the targets of all the worst people in the world.
Bigots and TERFs are just as bad as racists, anti-vaxxers, flat Earthers, zealots, libertarians, reactionaries, Republicans, Trump voters, Proud Boys, Nazis, guntards, cops, and Jimmy Dore stans.
Chances are trans kids are better kids than your kids, anyhow.
Baggers Know That Science Is A Hoax--Praise Be!
Glowbull warming is a communist plot.
The Earth is flat.
Jesus is lord.
Vaccines spread disease.
Tax cuts benefit everyone.
The private sector is more efficient.
Trump won.
Donald Trump Is A Special Kind Of Very Stable Genius
If you had a puppy this dumb, you'd drown it.
Thank christ the baggers will believe anything.
Conservatism is a mental defect.
Friday, March 3, 2023
If You Don't Stand Up For Trans Kids, You're Lower Than Eric Fukking Trump Or George W Bush Or Rapey Uncle Joe
It shouldn't be up to the parents alone.
Decent people need to defend these folks the same way as you would want to be defended as a human being with dignity and value.
I.E. not a conservative.
Conservatives, baggers, libertarians, Republicans, racists, Trump voters, bigots, TERFs, none of those assholes deserve anything, but trans kids need love and respect from every kind and intelligent person out there.
Kuntucky is a fukkin' shithole, and our society should not have to live with the stench of that ignorance and bigotry.
Pro Tip: Fuck Walgreens
Or somewhere.
But not Walgreens.
Fukk 'em.
Abortion is healthcare, and if you are gonna be bullied by bagger cokksukkers, well, fuukkk you.
The Measles Revival Is The Most Wonderfully Hilarious News You Will Get All Day
Jesus loves us so fucking much.
The blessed holy bagger remover at work.
There is nothing better than a bunch of vile christian assholes getting sick and getting ded from easily preventable diseases.
Praise be!
Thursday, March 2, 2023
Outlawing Child Brides Is The Most Effective Method Of Bagger Birth Control Ever Conceived
Without child brides the incel population will explode.
Literally.
All over themselves with chronic mania.
See what I did there, again?
Anywho, without child brides, the bagger population will go extinct, so if you needed another reason to ban child brides, well, this is one that will truly make America greater again!
Is There Still Time To Run Teh Moron Church Outta Town--Every Town?
Then the christians.
And the Catholics.
Scientologists, jews, muslims, hindus, every single one of the dumm fukks should be tarred and feathered and then run out of every town on a rail.
Religion is incompatible with intelligence, decency, humanity, progress, and peace.
No gods, no masters.
The Caveman's Lesson: It's Never Too Late To Delete The Whyte
Great replacement of white people is as good an idea today as it was 10,000 years ago.
Dumb racist whites are not worth the trouble.
Under his eye.
Wednesday, March 1, 2023
Pro Tip: Never Send Your Kid To Christian School
Creepy bigots and shabby TERFs are fucking disgusting.
Christianity is a hate group.
Can't learn nothing from a christian.
Unless you're a bagger, then you should learn everything from christians, including all about how vaccines make you into a tranny.
Christian education for christians.
Conservative healthcare for conservatives.
Praise be!
Let's Be Happy For All The Good Cops We Have
All the cops are bastards, and some of them are thots.
Fuck the police, but not in that way you scabby bastard.
The 1312 Project.
Even Yet Still More Not Breaking News: Havana Syndrome Is Utter Horseshit
So those vile torturers and murders in the CIA had some anxious moments and got skeered every time they got a headache.
HAVANA SYNDROME IS KILLING ME!
Sad.
If only the wonderful people of Cuba really did have a death ray to use against American imperialism.
Tuesday, February 28, 2023
When You're Too Racist And Stupid For Mainstream White America, Well, Jeez, You Suck Dude
Scott Adams is prob gonna need to start mail order bride shopping again.
The guy's a big enough loser to be a Trump kid.
Bald enough, too.
Sad.
Thanks, Trump.
Trump's Gonna Be So Much Fun As President Again
Too bad Herschel Walker couldn't win. He'd make a great VP, but you can't pick a loser.
That cunt Kari Lake, too. Stupid bitch couldn't win, so no to her.
Trump should pick Jimmy Dore as his running mate, and the Kurt "The Gimp" Metzger could be the vice vice president.
Brandon won't standa chance.
No Guns, Know Peace--It's About Time The Good Guys And Gals Took Care Of Our Gun Problem
Not what the right wants.
Time to take the guns and exterminate the guntard cancer.
Cops too.
No guns for cops.
No armed police.
ACAB.
People Lie About Trans Kids Because They're The Only Target Left For The Shabby Bigots And Cowards Who Used To Be Nice Polite Republican Racists
And just as nice and polite white Dem racists.
Trans kids are the last group left they're brave enough to bully.
Stand up for trans kids rights to be kids and to be their best selves.
Conservatism is a mental defect.
Who Wasn't Astounded To Find Out Kara Swisher Might Not Be The Sharpest Bulb In The Picnic Basket?
How could anyone have guessed?
Whatever will we do without people to be pissboys for rich white guys?
HALP!
Fox "News": 4 Things We Got Wrong About Experts Being Wrong About COVID--Nice (Note: Baggers: Trust Fox "News")
Fox "News" might as well have Jimmy Dore working for 'em.
Lab leak? Nah.
Masks don't work? They work.
Lockdowns hurt kids? What lockdowns?
Vaccines don't stop spread? Sure they do.
Jimmy Dore is dumber than Fox "News".
Sad.
Monday, February 27, 2023
Abortion Will Always Be Healthcare And Will Always Be A Human Right--Baggers Are Incompatible With Sanity
If baggers are against it, it's a good thing.
Abortion is the greatest achievement of humanity.
Abortions forever!
Abortions for all!
Mandatory abortions for white people.
Delete the whyte.
Praise be!
Jordan Peterson & Jay Bhattacharya: Two Fatuous Idiots Sucking Each Other Off
You won't find two dumber motherfuckers than Peterson and Bhattacharya anywhere in the galaxy--conservatism is a mental defect.
Neither of these fatuous turds has ever been right about anything.
But the Free RePubic baggers love jacking off to this right-wing inanity.
You know it's boiling horseshit because it came from the Epoch Times.
Praise be!
Pierre Kory And Ivermectin Are Truly Making America Greater Again
Fewer baggers, greater America.
Thank the gods that Pierre Kory and his frontline doctors are such sublime fucking geniuses and that horse paste is toxic if you take enough of it.
Ivermectin has been making ded baggers for years and keeping life-saving vaccines away from the reactionary nitwits all along while they shit out their intestines, making them more vulnerable to the brave patriotic bagger remover.
Jesus truly fucking loves us.
These screaming insane and evil cokksukkers and vile idiots like Jimmy Dore and RFK Jr. have killed so many conservatives that we can never thank them properly.
Conservatism truly is a mental defect, and our society is better for it.
The blessed holy bagger remover has been removing baggers and deleting the whyte from our lives, making us all happier and smarter.
Under his eye.
Every Bagger County In The United States Should Be Made Part Of Idaho One Week Before Idaho Is Expelled From The USA And Cleansed With Nuclear Fire
Idaho does not belong in the United States.
Make America greater again by exterminating the bagger filth.
Praise be!
Sunday, February 26, 2023
Somehow Jimmy Dore Parrots The Reactionary Nonsense Of The Koch Bros Pain Hole Bullshit All The Time Tho
Right-Wing Politics Are Incompatible With Freedom, Democracy, Peace, Justice, And Progress
Any decent society needs to exterminate the conservative vermin in order to survive.
Baggers are dumber than dog shit.
Conservatism is a mental defect.
There Should Be No Need For Food Stamps In The Richest Country On The Planet
So much money for a few people.
So much money for military barbarism.
So much money for corruption.
But no food for the people.
What is your army defending if the people in your country are hungry?
Saturday, February 25, 2023
Maybe It's Time To Acknowledge That Mail-Order Bride Enjoyer Dilbert Guy Has Always Sucked Wicked Hard
Dilbert was like a one-note bit, and that one note wasn't that interesting.
The cartoon show was way more entertaining because Larry Charles reasons.
Scott Adams was always a racist reactionary nitwit.
He sucked major ass and blew donkey dick.
Conservatism is a mental defect.
In Reality, Both Megan McArdle AND Bari Weiss Are Really Fucking Stupid
Bari Weiss is just way better connected, being married to that woman Nellie Bowles and all.
Conservatism is a mental defect, whether it's Bari or McArglebargle.
Baggers are always dumber than dog shit.
It Ain't Just Families With Trans Kids Who Need To GTFO Of Bagger States
Just say no to baggers.
Baggers are dumber than dog shit.
Conservatism is incompatible with health care and decency.
Protect trans kids.
Protect all good people.
Crush conservatism wherever you find it.
Friday, February 24, 2023
This Is The Most Disgusting Story You Will Read This Century
Capitalism is a death trap.
All retirees should have a public pension that allows everyone to retire with dignity at 60 years old, while they still have something resembling a life to live and enjoy.
As it is currently conducted, American society is not fit to continue.
Attn. Baggers: 100% Of Vaccines Cause Baggers To Be Ded
Vaccines make baggers ded.
So no baggers should ever get any vaccine.
Or any medical treatment at all.
Any doctor might be a ghey trahanny sore-ohs gewy gew gew.
Don't risk it.
It's Sad How Awful And Lazy Or Conservative Media Establishment Is
The clowns at the New York Times are dumber than anything Fox "News" has puked up in the last 25 years.
At least the Koch-suckers in the GOP guzzle that rancid piss with elan.
Our reactionary elites suck ass.
Thursday, February 23, 2023
The World Should Be More Like Idaho!
I Wonder If All Those Nice Polite Conservative Rich Ladies In The Democratic Party Like Jessica Valenti Feel Like The Dumbest Assholes Ever Now?
It's all bullshit to them.
Slurping away and guzzling the filth in the Democratic Party is no different than being a bagger charging into a Congressional office--the same media and political establishment is in charge of handing out the treats to all the pissboys and pissgirls like Jessica Valenti, no matter what hard-reactionary major party they say they support.
Pro Tip: Kirk Cameron Is An Utter Moron
In case you were wondering and couldn't figure it out on your own.
I know it's unprecedented that a jesus-freek bagger retard is not very intelligent, but that's racing.
Conservatism is a mental defect, after all.
You Will Certainly Be Heartbroken To Discover Libertarians Are Complete Fatuous Idiots
How can be possibly survive without the wisdom of libertarians?
Who will the TERFs look up to?
Who will suck the tiny scabrous kochs with drooling grins and loving oinks?
Conservatism is a mental defect.
Libertarians are dumber than baggers.
Gonna Take A Guess That Coach Might Not Be The Brightest Tool On The Menorah
He's getting all the money, but...uh, um...well.
Deion Sanders is no rocket surgeon.
But he's gonna make a whole buncha nice polite Republican types shit if he's successful at Colorado.
Wednesday, February 22, 2023
Please, All Doctors, Nurses, Pharmacists, Abandon Bagger States ASAPy-Like
Leave the baggers to suffer and die.
Conservatism is a mental defect.
No healthcare for reactionary racist assholes in GOP states.
Bye, Felicia.
Pro Tip: Bagger States Are Lawless Violent Hellholes Because Baggers Are Violent Cretins
Unfortunately we can't wait for baggers to kill each other off.
We need to work now to end the retarded cancer of conservatism in our society.
Won't you please help.
Attn Baggers: COVID Is Milder Than A Cold, So Please Never Get Vaxxed And Keep Catching The Rona Over And Over
COVID is a gay tranny soros jew hoax to make everyone into a commie.
Vaccines make you sick!
Don't trust anyone!
Praise be!