Roger's Stone

Amy Klobuchar: Delete Your Account

Some staffer even dumber than you turned you into a corn cob.  That's not a good look.  Here's a tip: tweet that Republicans are racist fuckers and people need to be paid more and have health coverage.  That'd be a good step one.

Remember When Space: 1999 Went All Star Maidens At The End Of Season 1?

That was a time.  Hard to believe the moon will be gone 20 years this September.

Mike Pence Is A Stupid Cunt

Your daily reminder.

Nancy Pelosi Destroys Free Re-Pubic

The nasty racist creeps at Free Republic have been shattered by Speaker Pelosi.  The spark is gone.  They're no long frothing with the same hateful insanity as before.  Oh, sure, Trump is winning. Bigly!  He's in total control.  He's gonna pwned that bitch at the SOTU.  Yep, Trump is making Pelosi look dumb.  Except they don't believe it.  They're dull and tedious now, not the eruption of hateful racism and bugfuck insane paranoia as in the past.  Nancy Pelosi has finally broken them.  Sad.  Thanks, Trump!

Brutal Drive-By Fisking Of Pat Buchanan's Good Friend TV's Rachel Maddow

Maddow's fucking worthless.  As much as she liked to preen about just how very smarter than you she was, it turns out that a big pile of cash was able to expose her as a fatuous asswipe.  Who knew?  But anyone who gets their start on the tee vee making nice with vile reactionary dimwit Pat Buchanan was doomed.

Mini Corn Cob: Kaitlin Bennett

Time for this sad sad dummy to delete her account.  She's so fucking banal that there's very little funfetti in trashing her.  Sad.

Bad Bad People On The Right

Perhaps You Were Wondering How Low Lying Cunt Besty McCaughey Could Sink

This is pretty fucking low.  If her career gets any sadder she'll be writing for the Federalist and having threesomes with Ben Domenech-McCain and Megan McCain.  Sad.  Gross.  Thanks, Trump.

This Fucking Idiot Corn Cob M. Mendoza Ferrer Doesn't Realize That These Vids Make Bernie Look Fucking Badass

Stupid neoliberals. They suck huge moose cock.  Vintage Bernie Sanders is fucking cool as fuck.  He's the same guy, only now most people understand he was right all along.  Meanwhile, Hillary's dead enders are fucking lame.  Lame!

Can Deed

Terrell J. Starr Is One Not Very Smart Brother

Jesus christ he is an imbecile.  Of course, Starr is the black gossip kid Russia "expert" who didn't know that the Soviet Union didn't exist in the 21st century or what the GRU was or G.U. is.  That's some brilliant shit right there.  Being black should not and does not excuse you being a fucking retard.  Kamala Harris is an intelligence test for our African American brothers and sisters.  The truly very smart ones will not fail.  Starr will fail though.  Again.

Racist Texas Voter Fraud Story Was Also Bullshit And Racist

And not true. And racist.  The Texas racist state government was full of shit.  If you were surprised by this please kill yourself.  Suicide booth is exact change.  Excellent work from The Texas Tribune.

AOC TV From The Intercept

It's easy to see why the conservative political and media establishment is scared shitless of AOC.  If they can't co-opt her, she'll be the end of the whole shit circus.

Imagine A Mental Defective Troll Like Bjorn Lomborg Trying To Teach AOC Anything

Nobody deserves to have to listen to that fucking maroon Lomborg.  Lomborg's a bought and paid for fucktard, and he couldn't teach AOC a fucking thing on any topic. 

Kamala Harris Truncheon For The People: This Is The Best Thing Ever

Fucking lovely.  The DNA kit won't be in stock until after your last appeal.  Sorry, Charlie.

Imani Gandy Is The Premier Corn Cob Slash Foreclosure Lawyer In The Nation

Useful reminder also too: This fucking idiot Imani Gandy went to Oberlin and UVA Law School, so I guess all those racist fuckwads screaming about affirmative action programs have a point in this case.  Jesus.

Anywho, Gandy is a fucking imbecile who now claims that she forgot two generations worth of Donald Trump's racist fucktardery.  That's special.  She deleted the tweet but did not learn any lesson at all, I'm sure.

Plus, Gandy is a useless shitbrain but very useful idiot of Roger Stone, so I guess the World's Worst Lawyer award won't be going to anyone else anytime soon.

Heel X

Heh, Indeedy, Trump's Humiliating Cave To Pelosi Has Broken Ann Coulter, Too

Sad.  Poor ole Horse Face has had enough of her boyfriend Donny Trump.  She's so hurt.  She'll never by the same harridan again.  Thanks, Trump!

Motte N. Bailey