Rollicking Drive-By Fisking Of Right-Wing Dipshit Rachel Bitecofer

This is idiot Rachel Bitecofer is getting obliterated in a drive-by fisking today, so that's pretty fucking cool.  She's a complete fraud, a fatuous asswipe from a shitty, non-competitive, right-wing college puking up conservative nonsense under the guise of political science.  She's a nasty piece of work.  Fuck her.  And her side did lose to Rapey Uncle Joe, so that's fucking embarrassing...

The Democrats Are Criminally Incompetent Reactionary Assholes

Can we finally abandon the party of Obama and Clinton?  Joe Biden could barely beat a senile old failson after at least 500,000 Americans died in less than a year from a pandemic that killed almost no one in countries like Vietnam and New Zealand.  Plus he finished killing off the Democrats in US Congress and in state legislatures.  Fabulous.  Pelosi and Schumer have been abysmal for decades, and this year the party got their preferred arch-conservative candidate and lost at every level except the actual presidential vote.  And that by the slimmest possible margin.  The GOP is poised for a huge takeover of the House in 2022 and then the presidency in 2024 with a far more competent and experienced fascist than Donald Trump might ever dream of being.  This is criminal political malpractice.  

For the love of christ, don't support the Democratic Party.

Emo Daze

Neo-Vintage Yellow Jersey Bike Shop Content: No Surprise That The Yellow Jersey Guy Was A Huge Right-Wing Talk Radio Fan

Andy Muzi.  Cool shop, tho.  Interesting that they were able to abandon Madison because in the 21st century, the business is mostly internet.  The future is now.  Lots of old bike shop dudes are pretty problematic.  Not all of 'em, but plenty.  Probably many fewer of the younger ones are, but the days of the bike shop are over, anyway, so...

Over-Thinking Glenn Greenwald With Will Solomon?

Is Greenwald that hard to figure out?  Is he all that different this year than he was three or two or one or 10 years ago?  What's new?  I think Solomon might have been confused by the fact that Glenn Greenwald was always a bit of a libertarian contrarian, also known called crank, and so the fact that he is pretty fucking done with the Dems and the political establishment in general is not a shock.  I don't like Fucker Carlson, either, and I would probably advise anyone with even an ounce of decency to never go on Fox "News" under any circumstances, Glenn Greenwald, Bernie Sanders, and Barack HUSSEIN Obama included.  But Greenwald is probably the same guy he was 15 years ago.  He's just not pretending to keep his inner libertarian boy quiet as much any more.  Or he's gone total fashy and Will Solomon is a trendsetter with his opprobrium. 

Worthy Signal-Boost Of A Fun Neovintage Fisking Of Nate Silver By Nathan J. Robinson

Always fun to remember how much reactionary pissboy Nate Silver sucks AND blows.  Nathan J. Robinson had some good clean fun fisking Silver, and today is a good day to recall the joyous carnage.  That's it.  That's the post.

The Creepy Closet-Case Manlets At National Review Sure Are Easily Frightened By Black Women

Kamala Harris is an arch-conservative, but the weird little men at the William F. Buckley National Review all-boys skinny dipping cruise don't like her at all for some reason.  Whatever could that be?  Why would insane racist dimwits not like a conservative black woman in the Democratic party?  We may never know the answers to these questions, but tune in next time for another exciting episode of Bullshit, or Not?

Girl Gone

RIP Robert Fisk

Great reporter.  Important voice in the English-speaking world, Robert Fisk will not be easily replaced.  He made many proper enemies and was hated by the war-mongering scum who run the "western democracies" and their pissboys.  Fisk had guts and integrity, something most highly-paid media buffoons would never understand.  RIP.

Of Course Reactionary Incel Dimwits Have Problems With 'The Boys'

The tee vee version of The Boys is making fun of those weirdo incel alt-right losers just for grins.  Sad.  Thanks, Trump.

Matt Christman Signal Boosts Mr. Cranky

Jesus.  Mr. Cranky was a great site with lots of fun movie reviews before everything on the internets was shitty video content.  Kudos to Sr. Cushbomb for bringing back a real one for a minute there.

It's 2020 And Trump Stans Are The Most Pathetic Cucks On The Frakking Planet

Fucking losers.  Christ.  These people are dumber than dog shit.  And the best part is that Trump despises every last fucking one of them, but they are all too stupid to realize it.  Sitting out there in the fucking dark waiting for Trump buses that will never arrive, stewing in their own clammy piss-filled diapers.  Every single one of these grotesque racist morons deserves exactly what they're going to get.  Sad.  Thanks, Obama!

Indie Rockin' Cleveland, Circa 2019

Not Breaking News: Reactionary Simpleton And Complusive Masturbator Thomas Chatterton Williams Is Also A Puerile Sex Pest

I'm shocked.  Shocked!  Well, not that shocked.  Fatuous corn cob Thomas Chatterton Williams gets himself fisked on the Twitter machine because he's basically gross and dumb and a fucking creep who writes like a slow-witted 12 year old.  That's funny.  Real funny.  Well, not that funny.  Emily Ratajkowski says she felt gross afterwards, so it's good to know that pretty nobody with any sense can stand any fucking idiot with the absurd name Thomas Chatterton Williams.  Sad.  Thanks, Trump!

Trump Is Going To Have To Eat Shit On Election Day To Get The Fucking Hint

No fucking way he has the balls to fight if he loses on Tuesday.  If it gets called before dawn on Wednesday, everyone will abandon Trump: the elected GOP; the media; the courts.  He will be isolated and humiliated.  Only the MAGA CHUDs will be loyal.  And they're fucking losers!  It will be fucking great.  So much fucking high-calorie funfetti.  Inshallah.

Ruth Shalit Barrett Will Always Have A Place With Ben Domenech-McCain At The Federalist

Federalist-funding teabagger and racist lunatic Dick Uihlein loves throwing money at plagiarists like Ben Domenech-McCain and he would love Ruth Shalit Barrett, too!  When Shalit Barrett finally hits rock-bottom, she can drag her rotting carcass over to the The Federalist where she will be welcomed by the reactionary scum and serial plagiarists on staff.  Thanks, Trump!

Where The Fuck Were The Rangers To Shoot These Bagger Terrorists Dead On The Highway

What the fuck?  This would have been a perfect excuse for the Rangers to roll up on those bagger cocksuckers and slice those terrorist fucks to ribbons with automatic weapons fire right there on the highway.  Would have given those psycho Rangers a special feeling and would have been a wonderful expression of exceptional and beautiful American freedom.  Fucking cops are worthless.  They never kill the bad guys.  Fuck 'em.  Thanks, Obama.

Holy Moroni, Donald J. Trump Is A Moron Superhero!

And Mike Lee knows his Mormon moron superheroes!  He's a certified racist moron himself!  Captain Moroni Trump some scary shit.  Imagine Trump in his spandex and tiny, tiny orange codpiece flying around like a jiggly, blubbery skywhale stealing from babies and poor people and then pissing on them.  Fucking scary.

I Said BOO!

Boo!