Friday, April 30, 2021
Creepy Child Molester Josh Duggar Has Been A Bad, Bad Boy--Again
Shocked. Well, not really. I mean, nothing is creepier than those christian shitheads, and I'm sure the entire family is a unified child-abusing machine, so this particular Duggar creep being a child porn guy too is not at all unexpected. Fundies of all stripes are disgusting perverts at heart. Shame on those tee vee fuckers for turning the Duggar's perversion into entertainment.
Thursday, April 29, 2021
They Shoulda Streamed The Giuliani Raid Live On Pay Per View
That woulda been a fukkin' hit! What a show! The best of America. That poor stupid greaseball Giuliani. As if the Borat thing wasn't embarrassing enough.
This Can't Possibly Be As Unhinged As It Reads, Can It?
You would think not being dumb enough for Pinkbike would be a positive, but this is fucking demented. How the fuck can someone who is trying to sell their personal brand get upset with banal clowns who interact with them? That's coocoo for Cocoa Puffs. Some people just totally lack any amount of sane self-awareness. Karens are like that. And some people are insufferable morons who think they're cool and just love to tell anyone and everyone about it. It think Amanda Batty is that sorta batty. The retweets of Imani Gandy and Charlotte Clymer and Rachel Maddow kinda tell you why Pinkbike was happy to be rid of her. She should marry Peter Verdone.
One Of The Very Few Good Josh Duggar Headlines Possible: 'Arrested'
The news can get better, but not much. Let us pray to jesus fucking christ that this is only the start of the necessary Duggar eradication required to get that nasty fucking smell out of the planet.
Neollib Dems Are The Most Toxic Fucking Morons On Earth
Neolib Dems, KHive sluts, stillwithering Hildos, Obama Fluffers, Liz Lasses, PUMAs, the whole disgusting miasma of right-wing racist conservative establishment Democrats is choking the world with grotesque, hateful stupidity. The entire shabby lot of them should all be fired into the sun. MAGAtards are less dangerously insane than the mainstream reactionary Dems.
Wednesday, April 28, 2021
Reminder That Cuba Is Producing Its Own COVID Vaccines--And Will Be Making Them Available To The World--Without Even Seeking The Approval Of Bill Gates
Cuba did not wait for the United States or China or Russia or the EU or motherfucking Bill Gates to give them a coronavirus vaccine. They did the work and are taking care of their citizens. This was another thing Cory Doctorow was covering. Cuba is doing the proper thing. The US, not so much. Cuba will be offering the vaccine to tourists, even. Smart. Cuban science is world-leading, and their health care system manages to do lots with few resources compared to the US, EU, and China. Glasgow's Helen Yaffe's work has been all over this as well. The United States could have already helped end COVID-19 around the world, but instead listened to rotten little creeps like Bill Gates.
Bill Gates Is One Of The Most Detestable Men Who Ever Lived
No human has ever been filled with more hate and evil than Bill Gates, not even Billy Ray Cyrus or Hitler or Ronald Reagan. No one. Anyone who listens to Gates on any subject is a bigger fucking dipshit than Elon Musk and Donald Trump. Junior. Every vaccine formula should be free to anyone who wants them. And if they need help producing it, the USA should help set them up with the tech. Fuck Bill Gates. In his skull holes. Cory Doctorow does a good job getting the party started.
Tuesday, April 27, 2021
Suddenly National Review, A Conservative 'Institution' Founded On Racism, Ignorance, Insanity, And Naked Boy Swimming With William F. Buckley, Is Wicked Horny For Coronavirus Vaccines
Well whoopdy fucking doo. It's nice that these drooling racist reactionary Republican morons are suddenly all wet and sticky over the thought of everyone getting a coronavirus vaccine, but maybe those weirdos should put some clothes on, dry themselves off, leave the corpse of Bill Buckley floating on its own for a while, and get to work making sure all the baggatron cocksuckers in Tucker Carlson's audience and everywhere else gets their fucking shots. The 50th percentile and up folks, i.e. not the conservatives, are getting shots but the baggy racist assholes are not, so get on it creeps.
It's Time To Put An End To Centner Academy And All The Rest Of Florida
Drooling bagger lunatics should not be allowed to run a school, even in Florida. These teabagging fucktards are going to get some good people who are not in Florida killed with this shit. We should not stand for it. And all of Florida needs to be sterilized for the good of humanity. If Cuba does not want to take over the daily operation of Florida, we should burn it to the ground and salt the Earth so that Georgia can't spread.
Josh Barro Could Not Be Any More Pathetic
Stupid bagger assholes would probably love to line up to call Josh Barro a fucking failson dipshit. Jesus christ, what a loser. Libertarian failsons are the lowest form of life in the galaxy.
Monday, April 26, 2021
Execrable Frothy Effulent (Rick) Santorum Is Dumber Than Dog Shit
Comparing Rick Santorum to actual santorum, the frothy mix of lube, cum, and shit that is the byproduct of anal sex, is an insult to the indelible stains on those sheets of yours. (Rick) Santorum is dumber than dog shit, way dumber than even your average racist revanchist reactionary teabagger. He's also dumber than the shit stains on your sheets you found after last weekend, so there's that. The entire aggregate IQ of the entire Young America's Foundation AND Santorum's whole family including the stillborn ones couldn't flicker a half-watt bulb. If jesus were real, he'd hate that cocksucker Santorum as much or worse than any motherfucker who ever lived.
After 50 Years Of Singing 'Brown Eyed Girl' To Pay His Bills, Van Morrison's Head Is Completely Full Of Moldy Pudding
Singing that song he detested for 50+ years has turned his brain to mush. Van Morrison is not important at all these days, but still, somebody should come for their senile Tory grandpa.
I Know Hambini Liked 'Em, But What Kind Of A Methhead Would You Have To Be To Buy Carbon-Spoked Wheels Direct From China For Over A Frakking Grand?
The China Cycling guy is pretty much a pet monkey for these sketchy as fuck suppliers, but Hambini did like the wheels, but, yeah, no frakking way anybody with a brain is gonna buy this crap. These things are $1100 US, so they are not cheap. Carbon clinchers. With rim brakes, too. AND THEY USE CARBON SPOKES. You are gonna die. Or be stuck with a wheel you can't use when you can't replace a fucking spoke. Jesus, people are fucking dumb.
Josh Barro Is The Platonic Ideal Of A Pissboy
Fucking lame. Josh Barro sucks. A clueless, smarmy failson. Add in some whiny simping from another clueless smarmy neolib nothing-dumber-than-a-rich-kid-at-Harvard failson Matty Yglesias in the thread, and you have a real Elon Musk-stanning conservative pissboy hoedown. Stanning for Musk is probably the number one sign of mental defect. After being a conservative, of course. And supporting commercial nuclear power. And voting for Democrats.