Jason Greenblatt, Delete Your Account

Proud pig-fucker and beta cuck loser Jason D. Greenblatt routinely shits himself in fear of attack kites.  Attack kites are the 21st century's most deadly weapons, and Greenblatt knows it's only a matter of time until a cold-blooded attack kite finds him and kills him while he's yanking his sticky 2-inch peen and fantasizing about dead Palestinian babies.  For what it's worth, Greenblatt writes like he's 14, but he looks about a hundred in his profile pic.