Creepy Perv And Greasy Neoliberal Cocksucker Al Giordano?

No?  Even corn cob is too good for you?  Nobody dumb enough to fall for your bullshit?  Probably a good thing, cuz you suck major dog dick.  Hellooooo?  Hey, Al, are you the biggest gods-damned candyass in the fucking universe?  What a useless fucking cocksucker you are, Al.  How's that campaign to unseat Senator Sanders doing, Al?  Coward.