Maybe Trump Can Conscript All The Helpless Children He Imprisons Into The Space Force

The boys at least.  I'm sure the girls will all be used for sex by the GOP--though come to think of it, seeing as they're conservatives and thus mostly self-hating closet-cases, most of the boys will wind up raped and enslaved, too.  Ok, here it is: Any boys who are not taken by Republicans to be used for sex should be conscripted into Trump's Space Force.  This kind of genius thinking might even bring the fatuous libertarian shitbirds on board with the Space Force.  Come on, Trump, do it! SPACE FORCE!  Thanks, Trump