That Kurt Schlichter Is Real Smart And Often Mistaken For A Genius Award Winner

He's sharp as a Tic Tac.  One thing you can never take away from the GOP is their keen intellect.  And their sparkling wit.  Nobody would ever say they're pathetic little mental-defective self-hating ignorant catamites eagerly licking the assholes of their leaders in the hopes of a crunchy treat.  Never.  Kurt Schlichter is not that guy.  At.  All.