Donald Trump Is Dumber Than Dog Shit

That deranged fucker Trump can't even read.  Imagine being the unpaid Liberty University intern who had to explain to Trump what Mad Dog's letter really meant.  Fucking scary.  Mattis was fired by Obama because Mattis kept hopping up on the furniture, dropping his pants, and pissing all over everything while screaming "Iran" over and over in public, but compared to the rest of Trump's people that fucking Mad Dog asshole seems almost sober and/or sane.  Nice.  Thanks, Trump!