Please, Jeebus, Give Us Chief Of Staff Newt Gingrich

What a sweet roiling clusterfuck of inanity Newt would be!  If Jeebus was a god who loved us so fucking much, he would put Newt Gingrich into the job.  Trump and Newt together would be so fucking insane that it would rip a giant hole in reality and implode the universe.  Come on, Jeebus, ya' fucker.