Rollicking Fisking Of Human Dung Beetle Jonathan Chait

Well-known super genius Jonathan Chait has all the depth of a bottle cap, but that doesn't mean the universe should miss an opportunity to take a toxic greasy shit all over him.  Of course a pampered lap dog like Chait is scared for his job because some of the smelly proles decide to organize.  Of course.  That's why owners pamper certain pets.  Chait is nothing more than a very bad dog.